Got notice to go back for my 2nd rebore next month. And they will give me an extra Liter to drink this time, as they found out last time, what I already knew that I am truly full of shit
Kinda looking forward to feeling funky after it and watching all that goes on around a hospital. Really enjoyed a few good laughs with the amazing nurses. Call me weird but I found it kinda exciting something different to spice my boring life up.
It will give me a chance to return the rolex the doc lost last time
I had a colonoscopy quite a few years ago. The doctor injected me with something and said "your going to love me, lay back and enjoy the trip." I looked at his name tag to see if he was part of Timothy Leary's family!
Well guys it was brought forward to next week so I go and pick up the drinks that make you shit through an eye of a needle tomorrow and procedure is wednesday week. I told the nurse to give me the same amount of Propofol as last time as the nurse squeezed my foot as I was wheeled out and I woke up straight away mmmm I think it was my foot they do call me TRIPOD for short
Not really some girls comment that they have never seen a man with 2 tummy buttons
Seriously the at home poo test takes as long as it does to take a shit +30 seconds and if it comes back negative you will feel happy and if it come back positive it may just save your life as I had a few that my doc said were pre cancerous last time. So DO IT peps don't make me come over there!!!
