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<blockquote data-quote="mark" data-source="post: 24243" data-attributes="member: 376"><p>Welcome aboard, PM your address and I'll further your pipedom education with a pure strain of rare golden shag smoked only by ancient cultures in prepubescent ceremonies. Said vegetal delight is plucked at it's peak from the seed pod of a plant that was genetically altered to maximize it's growth and nutritional potential. Furthermore the seed pod itself is stripped from the top of the stalk (only the absolute best) and after processing to dispose of the unessential elements, is scientifically dehydrated ,aged, and offered to highly skilled craftsmen to sculpt into works of art designed to smoke the delightful "golden seed pod shag"". This ritual smoking was generally performed by preteens growing up in an agricultural tribe and has since all but disappeared from modern culture, however digging back into history, one finds rare scrolls describing the ceremony and purpose. An ancient delight, lost to the ages, offered to you, a new member of the Brothers of Briar in hopes you may expand your horizons. By your leave, a common man.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mark, post: 24243, member: 376"] Welcome aboard, PM your address and I'll further your pipedom education with a pure strain of rare golden shag smoked only by ancient cultures in prepubescent ceremonies. Said vegetal delight is plucked at it's peak from the seed pod of a plant that was genetically altered to maximize it's growth and nutritional potential. Furthermore the seed pod itself is stripped from the top of the stalk (only the absolute best) and after processing to dispose of the unessential elements, is scientifically dehydrated ,aged, and offered to highly skilled craftsmen to sculpt into works of art designed to smoke the delightful "golden seed pod shag"". This ritual smoking was generally performed by preteens growing up in an agricultural tribe and has since all but disappeared from modern culture, however digging back into history, one finds rare scrolls describing the ceremony and purpose. An ancient delight, lost to the ages, offered to you, a new member of the Brothers of Briar in hopes you may expand your horizons. By your leave, a common man. [/QUOTE]
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