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Kyle Weiss

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It's that time of year again--July 5th.

May slack be with you.

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Praise Bob! If I go to hell with it, at least I can take my pipes!
 
The Church of the Sub Genius, yes, we are. We didn't set out to become such a thing, but BOB called to us and taught us with parables about the ancient and now defunct houses -Sasieni, Charatan, Barling and Lowes. BOB lead us through the etherlands, across the barren forum wastelands and through the dark and treacherous spambot mountains to deliver us to the temple of the smolderng Calabash. Now, we stand at the altar of the White Dot and sing ancient Balkan songs from the long lost Sobranie order, we adorn our robes with block lettering, the florid L, and patent numbers. We welcome the raven who brings news of shipments coming from Lakeland, the Isle of Jersey, and the orient. We stuff our ritual vessels with the smelliest of weeds and set fire to it so everyone will smell and will know that we have come. We have come to put up our feet on their chair and we have come to slack hard! Praise BOB!! :cheers:
 

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