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<blockquote data-quote="Anonymous" data-source="post: 246782"><p>If my significant other reads "50 Shades of Grey" in my presence, I've crafted a plan. Break out a Playboy (pre-purchased for the occasion) and read it casually. Preferably while puffing away on my pipe and peering down over reading glasses (purchased for the occasion. I don't need them quite yet). If I get a look of opposition, ask "what?" and go about opening the centerfold slowly. Puff twice and say "MmMmmmm... me likey likey".</p><p></p><p>Women should keep those kind of books under their side of the mattress or something.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Anonymous, post: 246782"] If my significant other reads "50 Shades of Grey" in my presence, I've crafted a plan. Break out a Playboy (pre-purchased for the occasion) and read it casually. Preferably while puffing away on my pipe and peering down over reading glasses (purchased for the occasion. I don't need them quite yet). If I get a look of opposition, ask "what?" and go about opening the centerfold slowly. Puff twice and say "MmMmmmm... me likey likey". Women should keep those kind of books under their side of the mattress or something. [/QUOTE]
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