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<blockquote data-quote="beebiz" data-source="post: 117070" data-attributes="member: 1315">Grinnin&#039; like a mule eatin&#039; briars!Shittin&#039; like a tied coon!I&#039;m hungry enough to eat the ass end out of a *******!That smell would gag a maggot on a south-bound gut wagon!Man... that stuff was slicker&#039;n greased owl ****!Who died and made you god?You are so slow that I had to hold up a finger to make sure you were movin&#039;!That feller moves so slow that he&#039;s already been embalmed three times!That thing&#039;s useless as tits on a boar hog!The difference between me and a fool is the total distance between my feet and yours!Around bedtime, if my brother or I asked what time it was, one of my parents would respond, &quot;It&#039;s time all monkey tails were falling off!&nbsp; Ain&#039;t yours gettin&#039; loose?&quot;If someone doesn&#039;t get an obvious joke or other thing, &quot;Shoot low Sheriff... He&#039;s ridin&#039; a Shetland (as in pony)!&quot;As a young boy, my mother used to tell me, &quot;Remember... it may have taken God six days to create the Earth... but, it only takes a split second to ruin your whole life!&quot;She also used to say to us boys, &quot;Boys... it only takes the time required for an eye to twinkle to earn a bad reputation... but, it takes a lifetime to live it down!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="beebiz, post: 117070, member: 1315"] Grinnin' like a mule eatin' briars! Shittin' like a tied coon! I'm hungry enough to eat the ass end out of a *******! That smell would gag a maggot on a south-bound gut wagon! Man... that stuff was slicker'n greased owl ****! Who died and made you god? You are so slow that I had to hold up a finger to make sure you were movin'! That feller moves so slow that he's already been embalmed three times! That thing's useless as tits on a boar hog! The difference between me and a fool is the total distance between my feet and yours! Around bedtime, if my brother or I asked what time it was, one of my parents would respond, "It's time all monkey tails were falling off! Ain't yours gettin' loose?" If someone doesn't get an obvious joke or other thing, "Shoot low Sheriff... He's ridin' a Shetland (as in pony)!" As a young boy, my mother used to tell me, "Remember... it may have taken God six days to create the Earth... but, it only takes a split second to ruin your whole life!" She also used to say to us boys, "Boys... it only takes the time required for an eye to twinkle to earn a bad reputation... but, it takes a lifetime to live it down!" [/QUOTE]

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