I think we've had Trolls in the past, maybe even the present, but not one who came right out and called himself one. So what happens to you if you try to smoke your pipe in direct sunlight? According to JRR Tolkien and others, you would turn to stone.Troll":lc5g5ej2 said:Well here I am your first official "Troll". Not a real one, just look like one.