What's the deal with those **** Tracy watches?

[peter cornbriar]

My wife just purchased the entry level Apple Watch-SE model. I call these unattractive wrist computers, - **** Tracy- watches.
I'd like to know more such as: When one receives a phone call on this "watch" does manifest the traditional ring tones, and if so, how does one "answer" a call? Does one lift one's wrist to mouth and speak into it? Or can this abomination pick up voice tones from say 2 feet away? Can one surf the 'Net? Can one make it interface with a printer? Are these drop and shock rated? Howz about when one gets water on it or takes a shower with it, even goes swimming with it - does it self-destruct? Does it have a flashlight?
Just a few questions for you technologically adept BoB.

 

[D.L.Ruth]

While I don't have an apple watch, I have an android watch. Mine is pretty good with picking up voice so don't really need to hold it up to my mouth. I keep my ringer off on the watch and have it set to vibrate for specific notifications, but can set the ring tone to match the regular ones. Haven't tried to hook it to a printer as I have no need to, it does convert with my headphones though. Mine is water resistant so doesn't self-destruct when it gets wet. I have a screen protector on it so it's pretty durable, with the exception of the screen it is a metal watch (not sure about Apple watch though). Mine does have a "flashlight" feature that just uses the watch face as a bright white light. They all apparently tell time as well lol.