A Loving Home for Unwanted Tobaccos

[Rob_In_MO]

Dear Brothers:

I are willing to take in your unwanted tobaccos you need to find homes for. I have experience with all types of standard and exotic tobaccos - whether bulk, bagged, or tinned. Years of experience in hand on tobacco care and research for proper knowledge of tobaccos to educate new Brothers with. I can educate on both what it is like to have it in storage and what it is like to smoke them. I also have experience in caring for older tobaccos that may have dried out a little too much.

I welcome all tobacco types that could be lying around, hoping for love and care. All I ask is that any tobacco offered be non-aggressive, non-venemous, non-poisonous, and in reasonable health.

I have a large indoor and 1/2 acre outdoor play area for all tobaccos. I accommodate to all clients with what they request for their tobaccos while they stay with me. I offer all aspects in great tobacco care for your tobacco and always have friendly tobaccos for great leisure time. I offer supervised times indoor and outdoor for your unwanted tobacco. I offer a Home-Like Facility for the comfort of all tobaccos in my care.

I do not require applications to be filled for every tobacco adoption and shipping fees can be reimbursed, if desired, to the Brother donating any tobaccos that he may not want or like anymore.

Since all tobaccos that I do have in my cellar are very familiar to me, I ensure that all rescued tobaccos live in an appropriate, loving, home-like atmosphere.

PM me and I will see what I can do for you. :lol!:

 

[MartinH]

Dear Sir,

I have a counter offer. I am currently looking to adopt a few pipes. If you have any which need a new home where they will be well tended to, please PM me. :lol!:

 

[puros_bran]

Swine boy and high nine at it again?

If you really need a pipe or tobacco pm me. Otherwise shup for I mail you dead fish.

 

[Rob_In_MO]

Swine boy and high nine at it again?

If you really need a pipe or tobacco pm me. Otherwise shup for I mail you dead fish.

Sorry, PB - that one was too good for me to pass up. I saw that message (before I modified it) on St. Louis Craigslist from a guy looking for unwanted reptiles - was originally looking for someone that wanted a useless mutt. I changed a few words in his add and had to laugh. Thought some on here might see the humor in it. Hense the 'LOL' at the end. Didn't expect anyone to ever think I was serious...

And Yes, feeling somewhat better... :lol:


BTW - Dead fish = good garden fertilizer...
Mixture #79 killed my tomato plants... :affraid:

 

[puros_bran]

St Louie Craigslist huh. Fwiw. Most of the women are spammers or cops.

 

[Rob_In_MO]

St Louie Craigslist huh. Fwiw. Most of the women are spammers or cops.

Yes, several pedophiles and freaks/losers have been busted lately using Craigslist to try to meet underage kids. This happens somewhat often these days and occasionally hits the mainstream news.

Bastards need a large Cell Mate named Tyrone when they hit the slammer - someone to teach them the most intimate social graces of prison life. :twisted:

 

[MartinH]

Dear Brothers:

I are willing to take in your unwanted tobaccos you need to find homes for. I have experience with all types of standard and exotic tobaccos - whether bulk, bagged, or tinned. Years of experience in hand on tobacco care and research for proper knowledge of tobaccos to educate new Brothers with. I can educate on both what it is like to have it in storage and what it is like to smoke them. I also have experience in caring for older tobaccos that may have dried out a little too much.

I welcome all tobacco types that could be lying around, hoping for love and care. All I ask is that any tobacco offered be non-aggressive, non-venemous, non-poisonous, and in reasonable health.

I have a large indoor and 1/2 acre outdoor play area for all tobaccos. I accommodate to all clients with what they request for their tobaccos while they stay with me. I offer all aspects in great tobacco care for your tobacco and always have friendly tobaccos for great leisure time. I offer supervised times indoor and outdoor for your unwanted tobacco. I offer a Home-Like Facility for the comfort of all tobaccos in my care.

I do not require applications to be filled for every tobacco adoption and shipping fees can be reimbursed, if desired, to the Brother donating any tobaccos that he may not want or like anymore.

Since all tobaccos that I do have in my cellar are very familiar to me, I ensure that all rescued tobaccos live in an appropriate, loving, home-like atmosphere.

PM me and I will see what I can do for you. :lol!:

I thought you were just being funny. I didn't take you serious, but I thought it was funny. :bounce:

 

[MartinH]

Swine boy and high nine at it again?

If you really need a pipe or tobacco pm me. Otherwise shup for I mail you dead fish.

Ha! Nah, I'm good. PB I'm still working on that package of SL you sent me eons ago. I treasure that tin!

Martin

 

[puros_bran]

I sent you SL?? I was supposed to come kill you after that.
It's in the rule book. Salmon Leftovers and then you off 'em.

 

[Rob_In_MO]

Damn, sorry about your luck Martin. You still have time if you leave the country now or stay here and disappear from the face of civilization.

Hello new hermit outside a small northwestern Mining Town.


OTOH, maybe it's now past the time limit and PB can let this one go. 8)

 

[puros_bran]

An eon is along time.... And he did try to kill himself by 'bleed out' when he chopped off his finger.

No.


Rules are rules. If he got Salmon Leftovers he's gotta die.

 

[DrT999]

Rob:

Even if you weren't serious, let me remind you that I do put unwanted tobacco up for adoption to a good home every once in a while and I doubt I'm the only one. Keep your eyes peeled, ya never know!

"T"

 

[jlong]

I have a re-cycle tote dedicated to used tobacco. 3 months worth. PM me when is a good time for you to pick it up and I'll leave it on my driveway on that day.

 

[MartinH]

I sent you SL?? I was supposed to come kill you after that.
It's in the rule book. Salmon Leftovers and then you off 'em.

Haa! Man, I should have kept my mouth shut. :bounce:

 

[Rob_In_MO]

I have a re-cycle tote dedicated to used tobacco. 3 months worth. PM me when is a good time for you to pick it up and I'll leave it on my driveway on that day.

Right on, Brother Jlong! I'll let you know when i'm in the area... :lol!:


Dr T - no, not serious. I posted this because I thought it was funny. But - out of curiosity I will keep an eye out. :bounce: