Avast, ye swabs!

[Vito]

Arrrr, matey! Today's the day. irate: 

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html

 

[Kyle Weiss]

No.

 

[Vito]

No.

:lol!:   I can just picture you sitting there, refusing to utter so much as a single "Aye, aye."

I don't know why it's so funny, but I guffawed. I'm still laughing. :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Pirates 9
Padres 1

Top of the 8th.

Aaaaaarh !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cheers: 

 

[Kyle Weiss]

Pirates 9
Padres 1

Top of the 8th.

Aaaaaarh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :cheers: 

:lol: Now speaking like a Pittsburgh Pirate---I'm good with that! GO BUCS! :cheers:

Sorry Veet, I'm no fun. :tongue:

8)

 

[Vito]

Pirates 9
Padres 1

Top of the 8th.

Aaaaaarh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :cheers: 

Football has changed, I guess. They didn't used to have 8 quarters when I was following it. :mrgreen: 

 

[Kyle Weiss]

Leave us to enjoy our champion Badminton matches, would ya? Geez. :tongue:

 

[Vito]

Leave us to enjoy our champion Badminton matches, would ya?  Geez.  :tongue:

Really? You're into badminton? I love it. Awesome game. At the pro level, it requires massive skill and lightning reflexes.

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[Kyle Weiss]

You called me on it...no. Not really...

...but in a way, yes. Badminton is pretty cool. I just don't watch it too often. Playing it, however, is a real test of wits, strength and endurance. F'serious.

 

[Growley]

What I don't get is, how all these things get raised to "national whatever day"? How would I get a "national rake Brian's leaves day" set up? Cuz...I've got some leaves takin' over.

 

[bosun1]

What I don't get is, how all these things get raised to "national whatever day"? How would I get a "national rake Brian's leaves day" set up? Cuz...I've got some leaves takin' over.

Just got to rent a couple of politicians and they'll put it in a bill for you in between the pork. Need some cheap filler (G).

 

[Vito]

What I don't get is, how all these things get raised to "national whatever day"? How would I get a "national rake Brian's leaves day" set up? Cuz...I've got some leaves takin' over.

No prollem, bro'. All you have to do is create a website that declares whatever day you want as National Rake Brian's Leaves Day<img class="emojione" alt="" title=":tm:" title=":tm:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/emojione/assets/png/2122.png?v=2.2.7"/>, and it's a done deal.

I mean, as far as I can tell, that's all they did with the stupid Talk Like A Pirate Day thang...proof that it can be a complete wack job of an idea, and it'll still catch on.

Come to think of it, that might be your biggest obstacle. Getting your leaves raked would actually accomplish something useful, and that seems to be verboten for these idiotic __(whatever)__ Day deals. Take Earth Day — pure self-congratulatory symbolism. And it's huge.

Now if you wanna go for something like, National Pray For Brian's Leaves' Consciousness Day, you'll have a winner. You'll still have to rake your own leaves, but they'll Feel Better About Themselves. :mrgreen: 

 

[AJ]

Arrrr, matey! Today's the day.  irate: 

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html

Oh Gawd. Somebody please... just shoot me. :roll: 

AJ

 

[plumbernater]

Arr. Yall. Southern pirate. You bunch of skally wags. And by the way. What do you do with a drunken sailor?

 

[Kyle Weiss]

Isn't today "Talk Like a Turkish Bath Towel-Boy Day?"

 

[Vito]

Oh Gawd. Somebody please... just shoot me. :roll: 

AJ

Well, OK — if that's really what you want. But any full-service pirate operation offers so many more options: stabbing, decapitation, garrotting, walking the plank, hanging from the yard arm, keelhauiing...to name a few. Try the hoisting by your own petard for that extra something special. :twisted:

But if you've got your heart set on shooting, no prollem. I can send my cousin Guido over. Where do you want it? 8) 

Isn't today "Talk Like a Turkish Bath Towel-Boy Day?"

It's kinda scary that you even know there IS such a thing. :suspect: 

 

[i.keenum]

What does a turkish bat towel-boy talk like...............?

 

[Anonymous]

You don't want to know. :evil: 

:face: 

 

[Anonymous]

This thread rated Arrrrr ! :lol!: 

:face:

 

[Kyle Weiss]

This thread rated Arrrrr !  :lol!: 

:face:

:fpalm:

:groan:

Nicely played, Yak.   :lol:

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