Okay, so--leave it to me to have a weird day.
I finally got a date for orientation for this job, which was 8:30AM. I'm up at 6:15AM, smoked a pipe, had some tea, was greeted by 3" of snow (not such a bad thing, except when you're in Nevada, where snow turns driving idiots into superidiots)...
...so it was a brilliant morning, watching the sun pull color into the clouds, wind making neat snow-filled eddies, getting ready and out of the house by 7:45AM with plenty of time to get there (I detest being tardy...)...
...yeah right. This is Weiss we're talking about. Even after confirming with not one, but TWO radio stations, the major Interstates are clear, 80 and 395. Do I get clear roads? No, it took me 45 minutes to get halfway to my new job. Of course I called, there was nothing I could do. In addition to the 2 MPH traffic (and standstills), they just to weeks ago closed off the major exits to the side streets for construction: which meant, I was f'ed, and trapped in the crawl.
I get to the interchange, went from going east to going south. Dead standstill. There's morons that have spun out all over the place, and I end up spending the next thirty MORE minutes helping dipshits get ouf of their own mess. The cops and I had a great time talking crap about all the people with bald, "sporty low-profile" and otherwise snow-inappropriate (no chains, no spikes) tires, and it was either that or sit there until the road cleared. I was not stuck. I have an old 4Runner. I know how to drive. So, helping out was better. I used burlap bags from coffee roasting I saved in my truck for traction for folks.I roll into my orientation an hour and a half late.
They didn't care. One guy didn't show up until 11AM. Needless to say, they thought I was awesome.
Chaos seems to follow me many places, but it's always an adventure. Three inches of snow screws this town up, but it didn't get me down. Hooray, new job! Hopefully I'll get some calls, considering I'm on-call. Maybe I'll go to the first contract I'm selected for and have to pull out a bunch of puppies from a burning motor home when THAT day happens... :lol: