Christmas puke (I know beauty is subjective but...)

[the rev]

I like some of SWM pipemills pipes but this Christmas pipe is horrid, maybe its just a decoration for a tree or something

here

rev

 

[i.keenum]

Bet you some one pays out the a$& for out though.

 

[the rev]

maybe its just me but I don't think gold glitter is good for anything... not even a strippers pasties

did I just get in trouble again? probably

rev

 

[i.keenum]

Goldschlager :lol!:

 

[BigCasino]

I must agree I think it's a tad gaudy, but I'm sure some one is in love with it :santa:

 

[Kyle Weiss]

If there was ever a drag queen pipe, this is it. Not sure if the poor thing wanted to be a contortionist or a Broadway star, so he cried for months, ate himself into a fat stupor, and watched nothing but old Barbara Streisand performances. Egad. What a mess.

Engineering-wise, the angle of that stem, the assumed draft hole placement, and the shape of the bowl would suggest that pipe could smoke like utter crap. Smoke likes pretty basic throughput to deliver flavor and consistency, and this poor pipe's Christmas cheer went from dreamy Mercedes commerical with a big red bow to the drunk janitor at the company Holiday party, puking on the boss' shoes pretty quickly.

8)

 

[the rev]

eloquent as always my friend

rev

 

[klause]

maybe its just me but I don't think gold glitter is good for anything... not even a strippers pasties

:lol!:

Got to agree with you, wholeheartedly there, Rev.

As my better half would say, "That's a bit 'Juno and the Paycock'". And, she'd be right.

 

[Kyle Weiss]

As my better half would say, "That's a bit 'Juno and the Paycock'". And, she'd be right.

Ahhh, Ol' Alfred did a good'un with that film.

8)

 

[Briar Spirit]

Wondered where my pipe had got to, what you lot dissin my pipe for, I don't know, where's the love eh!!!!! :twisted:

 

[Kyle Weiss]

Wondered where my pipe had got to, what you lot dissin my pipe for, I don't know, where's the love eh!!!!! :twisted:

Haha, poor thing needs love, too...watchin' plenty of The Wizard of Oz while comforting its tender soul... :lol:

8)

 

[gravel]

If that pipe were bedazzled it would be a winner.

 

[kaiser83]

I think I just puked in my mouth a little at the sight of that pipe.

 

[somedumbjerk]

looks like a "lady of the evening" lost her heels....

or actually, this could be the latest hip-hop trend. blinged out pipes. like the pimp cup of yore. i can picture that hanging from lil wayne's mouth.

 

[Clay]

Liberace's pipe?

 

[taharris]

Liberace's pipe?

Dammit! You beat me to it. :evil:

 

[ajpl]

That is the ugliest pipe I have ever seen.

 

[flytyer]

Looks like they bought the stain at Hobby Lobby.

 

[peckinpahhombre]

maybe its just me but I don't think gold glitter is good for anything... not even a strippers pasties

did I just get in trouble again? probably

rev

Don't touch the topic of pasties. The last time that happened one of Monbla's topics on George Simenon was completely expunged by the powers that be.

 

[Growley]

Liberace's pipe?

I'm thinking Elton John. The pipe and glasses came as a match set.