I had a string of drugstore Grabows that spanned a good portion of my life. I can remember buying one when I was in my late teens. Never could understand why I didn't enjoy them or the pipesmoking experience as much as those grizzled old dudes I'd see. I mean the stuff
smelled wonderful, why didn't it smoke so great? Did that off and on several times over the years, buy one, smoke it a bit, throw it away. Had no idea -
No Idea - that better pipes and tobaccos existed. Oh I saw some more costly pipes in the occasional Tinderbox shopping mall store, but they registered to me to be the same as gold plated screwdrivers so I didn't pay any attention to them. No way I could have afforded one anyhow, so why ask. Who the hell would buy one unless they had money to burn, I mean it's a freakin pipe! Obviously those were just prettier tools that did the same job, couldn't be any different. And those tins of pipe tobacco? Well, they're kinda expensive, I'll just take some of this here smelly stuff from the big jar on the counter.
So fastforward to to my early forties, stanky old Grabow in hand, bitten tongue, looking around this here newfangled internet to mebbe find some information what might get me a bit better smoke........
Yeah, I didn't save any of those grabows, just like I didn't save that unused condom I bought at 15 and still had in my wallet at 19. Why remind yourself of the failure and embarrassment :lol:
But even after making some earth shattering pipe and tobacco discoveries on the world wide web - discoveries that would eventually make me a broke but happy man - I had some dues to pay. Because of my cheap-ass ways I received a pipe for my fortieth birthday that I picked out and my wife bought for me with my money, the cheapest pipe I could find at same said Tinderbox that was officially not in the 'Basket Pipe' bin, a Viking Classic 3/4 bent dublin with more blemishes than a chocolate addicted teenager during a Clearasil shortage and an airway that was more off center than Lyndon LaRouche. Pass a cleaner? Hell, it barely passed oxygen! But I still have it, cuz every now and then my wife still asks me "Where's that lovely pipe I bought you for your birthday?" .... "Right here darling"
(momma didn't raise no fool. Hard headed and stubborn maybe, but no fool). So I keep it cuz the ol lady did buy me my very first non disposable pipe and I learned a lot from that piece of.... And from several successive pieces of..... But I eventually realized that yes, you do get what you pay for (usually) in the pipe and tobacco world and I'm all better now.
I still smoke that Viking classic every now and again too. When I get the odd craving for an aromatic I'll fill it full and get a solid 5 minutes of smoking pleasure from it before it begins to gurgle and bubble like poor plumbing, which is usually just about long enough to get my aromatic fix as well, so it works out just fine 8)