February's Fabulous Foudroyant Fandangle

[Eric Furgeson]

Orders received and ordnance being researched. Payload will be assembled and delivered as ordered.

 

[kaitlyn3837]

Orders received! I had some ordinance set aside but it looks like a change of tactics has been ordered. Understood and commencing new procedures (aka seeking out new bombing material). Over and out!

 

[Fr_Tom]

Orders in hand - I even made a note of the correct date this month in hopes I don't get trigger happy and launch ordinance a week early.

 

[Blackhorse]

Yes, we are experiencing a natural advance in the calendar cycle brought about by the slight altering of earth's polar axial tilt. Over the milenia this slight tilt, combined with the push resulting from the moon's gravitational effect work to move the Squadron Calendar ahead about one day every 9 months, or so. So here we are...with our February mission target being hit in March. You can't argue with it...it's SCIENCE!



Homage to the great NPR segment...Mr. Science.

 

[DrT999]

Orders in....

 

[Fatman]

Orders received

 

[Ozark Wizard]

Yes, we are experiencing a natural advance in the calendar cycle brought about by the slight altering of earth's polar axial tilt. Over the milenia this slight tilt, combined with the push resulting from the moon's gravitational effect work to move the Squadron Calendar ahead about one day every 9 months, or so. So here we are...with our February mission target being hit in March. You can't argue with it...it's SCIENCE!



Homage to the great NPR segment...Mr. Science.

You are the only one who gets that! It's been chewing at me, but you can't argue with astrophysics........... :lol!:

 

[Blackhorse]

I know! Just ask the dinosaurs.

 

[arkansaspiper]

Orders received

 

[Timbo]

Orders received here Oz, this will be a right lark.

Cheers

Tim

 

[Blackhorse]

Cool. I love it that Timbo is flying with us on missions...all the way from Oz! It proves beyond a doubt that we can hit anyone, anytime and anyWHERE.

ICBM's are real!



WE BAD.

 

[fsu92john]

Orders received.

 

[Blackhorse]

While we're on an international bent...

Hey kids, how about a little entertainment? OK let's put on a show! Samurai style!

(End credit scene from a Zatoichi movie. Hold on to your zoris.)


https://youtu.be/op0b7AyaQn0

 

[Timbo]

Right on Blackhorse, mutually assured destruction for all.

Cheers

Tim

 

[nismo270r]

Orders received!

 

[arkansaspiper]

My box is all ready some one needs to pull the trigger lolita chomping at the bit

 

[Blackhorse]

The greatest impact on the target comes from having all bombs arrive as one. Sending early just tips off the target that they're, like...a target. Right? Then they run for the bunker, squeeling like little girls. Bad. Like any good predator we need to learn to wait for the ideal moment to pounce. Not too early. Not too late.

It's a Goldilocks Zone kind of thing. You want it juuust right. Not like Mars. Not like Venus. You want it to be like Earth.

 

[arkansaspiper]

Copy

 

[BriarBeagle]

Not sure what all this is about as a newer member of BoB, and a relatively new pipe smoker. Anyone care to elaborate on what all this means?

Thanks.

 

[Eric Furgeson]

Report to bomber command from recruit Furgeson status pending opperations. ICBM Launched this morning with a projected impact of
3-3-17 as referanced in our prefilght breifing. Will also be launching lighter ordenance in the next day or so also to impact as projected. END OF REPORT UPDATES TO FOLLOW.