And just for fun----
Puff Daddy recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said he was doing "fairly well" for his age.
A little concerned about that comment, Puff Daddy couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 90?"
The Dr. asked, "Do you drink beer or wine?"
"Oh no," he replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
He said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," he said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," he said. "I don't do any of those things."
The Dr. looked at him and said, "Then, why do you give a *****?"