ZeroContent
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I think I need to move to a new part of the city that isn't so ghetto, this has to be the 4th day in a row where we've had helicopters flying around looking for someone or following some sort of crime in progress. Hopefully they don't buzz the place when people are looking at the house to possibly buy it and the people across the street put their damn kids on a leash. We got kids running around the neighborhood in their diapers without an adult in sight. I know the poem below doesn't always rhyme, but who cares.
Ode to New Hampshire:
How I miss thee New Hampshire.
Someday soon I will leave this godforsaken flat ghettofied corn field called Columbus, OH.
For hills and mountains and where no one cheers for college football teams of schools they could never get into. (OSU anyone)
Where the rivers have fish that are safe to eat and are not polluted by big-agriculture run off by the ton,
Where bodies of water are clear and you can actually see the bottom.
(In the 5 years i've lived here I don't think I've every seen the Scioto river running clear)
Where only workin' folks can live because rent or property taxes are so high,
But there's no sales tax so I'm not screw when an item is 4.99 and I only have a 5.
I'll miss the ethnic grocery stores but that's ok, we have the internet now and packages can be sent my way.
Where my water will come from a well in the ground,
and isn't laced with chemicals that turns my tub brown. (it's more of a rusty red)
Where in the winter we have hills and enough snow to snowmobile, ski and have fun,
and the kids aren't whimps and go to school even if the temperature is 1.
(seriously, the first year I live here the kids were off school because it was too cold, there wasn't even a speck of snow on the ground, it was just too cold)
Think that pretty much cover it.
Ode to New Hampshire:
How I miss thee New Hampshire.
Someday soon I will leave this godforsaken flat ghettofied corn field called Columbus, OH.
For hills and mountains and where no one cheers for college football teams of schools they could never get into. (OSU anyone)
Where the rivers have fish that are safe to eat and are not polluted by big-agriculture run off by the ton,
Where bodies of water are clear and you can actually see the bottom.
(In the 5 years i've lived here I don't think I've every seen the Scioto river running clear)
Where only workin' folks can live because rent or property taxes are so high,
But there's no sales tax so I'm not screw when an item is 4.99 and I only have a 5.
I'll miss the ethnic grocery stores but that's ok, we have the internet now and packages can be sent my way.
Where my water will come from a well in the ground,
and isn't laced with chemicals that turns my tub brown. (it's more of a rusty red)
Where in the winter we have hills and enough snow to snowmobile, ski and have fun,
and the kids aren't whimps and go to school even if the temperature is 1.
(seriously, the first year I live here the kids were off school because it was too cold, there wasn't even a speck of snow on the ground, it was just too cold)
Think that pretty much cover it.
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