I would buy an ultra rustic, remote commercial fishing lodge somewhere on a wild salmon/trout stream in western Alaska. I would then purchase a DeHavilland Twin Otter floatplane. Next, I would begin customizing the lodge and surround cabins. Rustic and simple yet super comfortable would be the key. I would then personally interview exotic and beautiful women from around the world to staff my lodge, including one to pilot the Otter. I would then hang a huge burl-wood sign that says:
Brother's of Briar
Alaska Chapter
Fishing, Hunting, And Tobacco Lodge
Members Only
Open invitation, to all members. All expenses paid.
We could have members like Rad Davis run pipe making clinics in between the salmon runs. (Fully equipped shop, of course. Gonna take an awfully big generator...) GLP would be in charge of The Cellar. Followed by epic trout fishing and lots of time spent around the fire pit. Anyone know how to smoke a brisket?