GuitarMyFriend
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I am a chef at a Hospital here. Every so often I pick up a dishwashing/tray passing shift which is how I become friends with employees and patients. I love to cook, but I love even more to socialize. A few months back I met this short red haired fire-cracker who's old enough to be my moms older sister. She is almost half my size but she's not one to be messed with. She has told me of her 5 kids, 5 dogs, 4 horses, (Other farm animals), and no husband to be found. She has also told me about her former career in the United States Army. She's a FIRE-CRACKER. Says what's on her mind, doesn't give a sh*t. Funny as all hell.
Any way, I told her about my pipe smoking/restoring/collecting hobby. She brought in a pipe rack with a Savinelli Sherwood Rock Briar 611 ks, a Grabow Prince, and a couple cobs to show me that belonged to her Grandfather. (Not willing to sell ). So for Christmas, I walk up to her and say, "Let's do a secret santa just the two of us". She said, "How can you do a secret santa between two people?" I said, "We'll give eachother presents... secretly. I don't want anyone to know that I like you." She laughed and slugged me in the shoulder (really hard :shock: ). SO on the 24th she and I both worked, so we swapped presents. I got her a Pipe started kit as a joke. I bought her some Cherry tobacco, and Half and Half, Pipe cleaners, and a Czech tool. I also hand wrote instructions on how to smoke a pipe. She got me some "Manly" smelling incense because of my complaining about my Girlfriends "Girly" stuff. Smells great!!!! I asked her if she was gonna try it, and she said yeah. So today she brought me in the Sav, and I just cleaned it all up, and waxed it. Made it look all pretty so she'll have a pipe to smoke. In a couple days when we work together, she's gonna bring me in the Grabow. Hopefully she'll become a smoking buddy!!!
Zach
Any way, I told her about my pipe smoking/restoring/collecting hobby. She brought in a pipe rack with a Savinelli Sherwood Rock Briar 611 ks, a Grabow Prince, and a couple cobs to show me that belonged to her Grandfather. (Not willing to sell ). So for Christmas, I walk up to her and say, "Let's do a secret santa just the two of us". She said, "How can you do a secret santa between two people?" I said, "We'll give eachother presents... secretly. I don't want anyone to know that I like you." She laughed and slugged me in the shoulder (really hard :shock: ). SO on the 24th she and I both worked, so we swapped presents. I got her a Pipe started kit as a joke. I bought her some Cherry tobacco, and Half and Half, Pipe cleaners, and a Czech tool. I also hand wrote instructions on how to smoke a pipe. She got me some "Manly" smelling incense because of my complaining about my Girlfriends "Girly" stuff. Smells great!!!! I asked her if she was gonna try it, and she said yeah. So today she brought me in the Sav, and I just cleaned it all up, and waxed it. Made it look all pretty so she'll have a pipe to smoke. In a couple days when we work together, she's gonna bring me in the Grabow. Hopefully she'll become a smoking buddy!!!
Zach