Let's Bomb Blackhorse Secret Squadron Attack of Doom Group!

[Blackhorse]

I am apparently being hit by some ne'er do well, ad hoc bombing collective - I'm writing this from 'the man-bunker'.

Some group of hooligans calling themselves the "Let's Bomb Blackhorse / Secret Squadron / Attack of Doooooom Group" (following their mass escape from the Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane) have taken it upon themselves to 'get me'. Thus far they have been successful!

Yesterday the first package snuck in with the regular mail. What a vile trick! A collection of rare and extremely aged premium tins. Today, right smack dab in the middle of my sending out the REAL Squadron's mission orders, the bell rings and a couple more boxes arrive. One heavy enough to contain a cubic meter of a collapsed star...the other nearly bigger than a VW Beatle! The postman was muttering something under his breath...and it's only about a hundred feet down the drive to his truck! What a wuss.

But...three bombs...I mean, that's reasonable. I can deal with that. They haven't gotten to me yet! I'll survive! Nooo problem.




(More on this as events transpire.)

 

[user 2031]

:lol:

Love it! Renegades! :suspect: :lol:

 

[Puff Daddy]

Ya pissed somebody off! :lol:

 

[kaiser83]

Hilarious, there's nobody more deserving.

 

[Blackhorse]

This is not amusing. This is evil...pure and simple. And, um...insane! Yeah! That's it. INSANE!!! :twisted:

 

[Brewdude]

This is not amusing. This is evil...pure and simple. And, um...insane! Yeah! That's it. INSANE!!! :twisted:

You complaining or bragging?

ig:



Cheers,

RR

 

[DrumsAndBeer]

MMWAAA-HAHAHA :twisted:

 

[DrT999]

B.H., I'm sure you're recovering from the shock, and worrying about how much more there is to come, but (when you have time) remember, if there are no photos, it didn't happen!

 

[Blackhorse]

Yeah. You'll getcher photos. When I'm good an ready...and not before.

Maybe I'll wait til I finish the scale model B-17 Flying Fortress with the four foot wingspan made from stacks of itty bitty Balsa Wood pieces and parts about as big as a paper match! Shouldn't take me longer than a year and a half! Evil bastige that sent that one my way was smart enough to eradicate all traces of his identity. Little did he know that it flies and can drop bombs! (really!) so if I ever find out who It was...they'll git some of their own outta the plane they sent me!

And I won't be working on it during sippin' sessions with the load of fine craft ales that came along side of it. The id on the sender of those beauties can't disguise himself.

Hmmm. I need to start planning my revenge. Excuse me while I go get some spiral notebooks, sticky notes and well sharpened pencils...which I'll add to the crime scene tape, fingerprint dust and digital camera. These heinous brutes are GOIN' DOWN!

 

[Carlos]

Now I know what that whistling noise was. Those MOAB's as they went falling overhead. :santa:

 

[Doc Manhattan]

Now I know what that whistling noise was. Those MOAB's as they went falling overhead. :santa:

They say you never hear the one that gets you...

 

[Mozjo33]

Speaking from experience. It's bes it you just lay back and take it. Fighting only makes it worse!!!

 

[Mozjo33]

Hilarious, there's nobody more deserving.

Couldn't agree more! :cheers: :cheers:

 

[kaiser83]

Speaking from experience. It's bes it you just lay back and take it. Fighting only makes it worse!!!

Rephrase please, I am completely unable to not twist that entire statement. :lol:

 

[user 1862]

Blackhorse,

Maybe that's someone's way of inferring idle hands are the Devil's workshop. If nothing else, you can build the mother ship for the squadron.

 

[Steveaux]

Speaking from experience. It's bes it you just lay back and take it. Fighting only makes it worse!!!

Rephrase please, I am completely unable to not twist tat entire statement. :lol:

:lol!:

 

[Greyson]

These heinous brutes are GOIN' DOWN!

Aww, don't pick on them Blackhorse, there's only three of them, its not a fair fight...

 

[Blackhorse]

Well, you might be right. So long as there's just the three of 'em. H

 

[Mozjo33]

Speaking from experience. It's bes it you just lay back and take it. Fighting only makes it worse!!!

Rephrase please, I am completely unable to not twist that entire statement. :lol:

That was the idea K!!! :affraid: :affraid:

 

[i.keenum]

Ha great egaads its a mutiny.