beetlejazz
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This tin came in the mail today and I was very excited about tasting a new tobacco. And it was well worth the wait - I feel like I've been, in a way, enlightened.
Brothers, I have for the first time tasted a pipe tobacco I absolutely detest.
ale:
The smell in the tin was a warning signal - I have heard it mentioned it's sweet, but I thought, oh, I love Capstan and that is quite sweet to my tongue!... well could have not still excepted the sort of pungent sugary aroma that attacked me from the tin. Well, I'm sure it doesn't taste like that, after all it's tobacco, not after-7-years-birthday-party-vomit, I thought.
So I set to really enjoy my pipeful. Careful cubing, filling my Stanwell Brass Band that, while sometimes gurgles on cold weather, is still quite the effortless smoker. I went outside, sat by the table this time, lit a candle, warmly dressed, and lit my pipe.
YUCK!!!! was my first reaction when the honey came through, this time accompanied by the bitter first mouthfuls of smoke. It'll get better. I'll just smoke slowly. And damn, slowly did I smoke, resisting puff after puff the urge to dump the pipeful and gargle with rum. I found it tasteless, still oddly bitter but not tasty-bitter. With a lot of effort I found some pleasant taste of tobacco lurking somewhere among the bitterish hot air, but it was quickly suffocated by the Honeymonster's slimy tongue (casing?). Luckily I had packed only half a flake, as I could barely survive that. Actually, I must admit I didn't finish it quite. But I came close.
Gentlemen, I truly hate this tobacco. If there's someone out there whose chemistry/taste this one works with, give me your adress and I'll mail you almost a whole tin (only a half flake missing). It pisses me off to just share a roof with it, thinking of what goodies I could have used those euros on.
And now, I'll have a drink, and pack my Pete with some EMP to recover.
Brothers, I have for the first time tasted a pipe tobacco I absolutely detest.
ale:
The smell in the tin was a warning signal - I have heard it mentioned it's sweet, but I thought, oh, I love Capstan and that is quite sweet to my tongue!... well could have not still excepted the sort of pungent sugary aroma that attacked me from the tin. Well, I'm sure it doesn't taste like that, after all it's tobacco, not after-7-years-birthday-party-vomit, I thought.
So I set to really enjoy my pipeful. Careful cubing, filling my Stanwell Brass Band that, while sometimes gurgles on cold weather, is still quite the effortless smoker. I went outside, sat by the table this time, lit a candle, warmly dressed, and lit my pipe.
YUCK!!!! was my first reaction when the honey came through, this time accompanied by the bitter first mouthfuls of smoke. It'll get better. I'll just smoke slowly. And damn, slowly did I smoke, resisting puff after puff the urge to dump the pipeful and gargle with rum. I found it tasteless, still oddly bitter but not tasty-bitter. With a lot of effort I found some pleasant taste of tobacco lurking somewhere among the bitterish hot air, but it was quickly suffocated by the Honeymonster's slimy tongue (casing?). Luckily I had packed only half a flake, as I could barely survive that. Actually, I must admit I didn't finish it quite. But I came close.
Gentlemen, I truly hate this tobacco. If there's someone out there whose chemistry/taste this one works with, give me your adress and I'll mail you almost a whole tin (only a half flake missing). It pisses me off to just share a roof with it, thinking of what goodies I could have used those euros on.
And now, I'll have a drink, and pack my Pete with some EMP to recover.