March Radness!!! : Official March BOB Bombing Run

[Fr_Tom]

Ordinance has been delivered.

Monitoring communications for verification of damage...

 

[DrumsAndBeer]

Out for Delivery!

 

[Blackhorse]

DELIVERED!!!

 

[Jevverrett]

10:40 am- direct hit

 

[juanmedusa]

10:40 am- direct hit

Mine too. To the minute!

 

[Fumus]

Finally located my pilot passed out in the back seat of a 1975 convertible Eldorado, covered in hickies and pom-pom burns and smelling of Boons Farms strawberry hill (among other things).  When he regained consciousness, he mumbled something about hanging out with d4's pilot and being introduced to "some nice girls".  He assured me however that he could still see fairly well out of one eye, as long as he kept his head tilted to the side, so I stuffed him into his plane and sent him on his way.  Take off was a little rough since we were using a grass strip in the middle of a cow pasture, but eventually he did manage to get airborne without harming any livestock.  
      On a side note, it was interesting to discover that with the proper motivation (like trying to avoid a spinning prop for instance) a geriatric looking Holstein can shimmy up an apple tree. :afro:

 

[Dottleman]

Finally located my pilot passed out in the back seat of a 1975 convertible Eldorado, covered in hickies and pom-pom burns and smelling of Boons Farms strawberry hill (among other things).  When he regained consciousness, he mumbled something about hanging out with d4's pilot and being introduced to "some nice girls".  He assured me however that he could still see fairly well out of one eye, as long as he kept his head tilted to the side, so I stuffed him into his plane and sent him on his way.  Take off was a little rough since we were using a grass strip in the middle of a cow pasture, but eventually he did manage to get airborne without harming any livestock.  
      On a side note, it was interesting to discover that with the proper motivation (like trying to avoid a spinning prop for instance) a geriatric looking Holstein can shimmy up an apple tree. :afro:

Made my day! Thanks, I needed a laugh like that! :lol!:

 

[Dottleman]

10:40 AM - Direct hit. Leveled the target :bom:

 

[nismo270r]

Sergeant!! Get BDE HQ on comms now! LT, call in the 9 line! PRIVATE, quit crying and get that blood cleaned up! Be advised, possible MASCAL event, the TOC has taken direct fire! Will transmit SITREP as soon as the AO is secured!

 

[DrumsAndBeer]

Hmmm, I wonder what's in those?

 

[Blackhorse]

Hmmm. Hobby supplies?

 

[DrumsAndBeer]

Hmmm. Hobby supplies?

:lol!:

 

[Blackhorse]

This looks about right for the small flat rate size.  Everyone has their own favorite hobby.

 

[gravel]

This looks about right for the small flat rate size.  Everyone has their own favorite hobby.

What will come out of that? A nice va/per or some gooey rum & maple?

 

[Blackhorse]

Um...Claymore, so small pieces of steel and an acrid gunpowder scent. Not fun, not pretty...always want to be behind it.

 

[d4klutz]

This looks about right for the small flat rate size.  Everyone has their own favorite hobby.

What will come out of that? A nice va/per or some gooey rum & maple?

Well, Fumus can't blame my pilot on his pilot's drunken stupor. I see that my payload landed on time. I am sure that what is in that flat pack is much better than a claymore

 

[fsu92john]

Sergeant!! Get BDE HQ on comms now! LT, call in the 9 line! PRIVATE, quit crying and get that blood cleaned up! Be advised, possible MASCAL event, the TOC has taken direct fire! Will transmit SITREP as soon as the AO is secured!

:lol!:
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

 

[kaitlyn3837]

Oh my! Got home from a long day yesterday... BOOM! My little two door Cavalier was blown sky high!

I don't know if one of you fellas had a stray missile or what, but I received a direct hit!





This is a devilish crew I have allowed myself to get caught up in

 

[DrT999]

H'mm, perhaps Nismo has been well-buried today.... :face:

 

[Blackhorse]

Kaitlyn - since the target has to be given a mission target if a bomb hits right on the mission date it's likely from him. Kinda sad in a way...the last token from the ground zero bunker just before being engulfed kinda thing.