March Radness!!! : Official March BOB Bombing Run

[juanmedusa]

This suspense is killing me. I'm craving a damage report. Sometimes I'm a bit impatient.

 

[nismo270r]

Sorry for the delay on the SITREP! Damage has not been fully assessed due to other mission priorities (had an event for work today I had to assist with). Damage report will be transmitted ASAP!

 

[Blackhorse]

How can you expect him to report when his como has been fricasseed to a fine white ash?

 

[nismo270r]

SITUATION REPORT

RE: Direct Fire Incident 271430ZMAR15

Heavy structural damage sustained - TOC inoperable, reporting from secure location. Coordinates to be transmitted over secure channels

No current enemy contact in area - Aggressors unknown

Following equipment used during attack

Tins:
H&H Daybreak
Savinelli Doblone d' Oro
Mac Baren Virginia No. 1
Dunhill 965
Escudo
Ole Shenandoah Barrel No. 76
Ole Shenandoah Bootlegged
3 - Samuel Gawith Full Virginia Flake
Samuel Gawith Best Brown Flake
Samuel Gawith Grousemoor
Samuel Gawith Golden Glow
Butera Pelican
Fribourg & Treyer Blackjack
Solani Aged Burley Flake
Peterson's 3P's
2 - Mac Baren HH Old Dark Fired
Smokers' Haven In-B-Tween Mixture
Smokers' Haven Exotique Mixture
Smokers' Haven 20th Anniversary Mixture
McClelland's Bombay Extra
GL Pease Navigator

Bulks:
Esoterica Penzance
Gawith, Hoggarth, & Co. Dark Plug
Samuel Gawith Squadron Leader
4Noggins Weybridge
H&H Freight Train
Dunhill Light Flake
Lane 1-Q
Lane Burley & Black
Stokkebye's Optimum
Just For Him Mellow Monk

Cigars:
Alec Bradley Prensado
Alec Bradley Black Label

Pipes & Accessories:
Missouri Meerschaum Legend
5 Packages of pipe cleaners
8Deco Tamper

Unclassified Ordnance:
Nathan's Coffee Roasting House Blend Whole Bean Coffee
Alaska Coffee Roastery Outhouse Blend
Alaska Coffee Roastery Arctic Wolf
Great Alaska Coffee Denali Mountain
Great Alaska Coffee Alaska's Best Breakfast Coffee
CoffeeSock Reusable Coffee Filters
Ulu Factory Alaskan Ulu Knife
3 - Alaska's Best King Salmon Jerky - Original, Peppered, Teriyaki
Alaska Seafood Company Wild Smoked Sockeye Salmon
Alaska Seasoning Company Denali Dry Rub Seasoning
Alask's Deadliest Candy - Bering Sea Salt Caramels

Be advised, enemy is heavily armed and will strike without provocation

In all seriousness, our family of brothers and sisters never cease to amaze me. I am grateful to be a member of this wonderful community and thank all of our members for making this such a great group to be a part of!

 

[Blackhorse]

Nice.  8)

 

[DrumsAndBeer]

Quite a haul there. I see that someone even has made a custom card with their avatar on it. Nice touch!

 

[MichaelM]

That's some beautiful devistation :cheers:

 

[Blackhorse]

As long as we're pickin' favorites...I'm liking the sticks of Dy-no-mite withe the clock timer.  Love the coiled wire connection...sweet!

 

[DrumsAndBeer]

As long as we're pickin' favorites...I'm liking the sticks of Dy-no-mite withe the clock timer.  Love the coiled wire connection...sweet!

Yeah, that's pretty dang cool. Nice to see the personal touches.

 

[Dottleman]

OMG! That was fun! It's going to take Nismo a while to dig out from under that!

 

[d4klutz]

Nice devastation. I have a feeling that a secondary wave is not out of the question. The sticks of rubble he has still standing should fall soon. MUahahahahahaha!

 

[juanmedusa]

Beautiful disaster. Our bombs have shaken his structures down and a few incendiaries should be coming to ignite the rubble into a hellish firestorm. Good job all and many painful congratulations to our victim.

 

[Timbo]

Here's hoping that the next lot causes an implosion.

Tim B

 

[Fr_Tom]

How many of the bombing missions are unaccounted for?

Might want to start working on structural repairs to the bunker...

 

[kaitlyn3837]

Kaitlyn - since the target has to be given a mission target if a bomb hits right on the mission date it's likely from him. Kinda sad in a way...the last token from the ground zero bunker just before being engulfed kinda thing. 

This made me laugh out loud at work! It is sad but the way you put it made me giggle

 

[Blackhorse]

Yeah. Being 'twisted' in a good way is almost a universal pilot characteristic.

 

[DrT999]

Delivered! (better late than never, I guess)

 

[Fr_Tom]

If experience is any indicator, the Dr. T bomb will be a large one - likely to bring "shock and awe" even to a weary target who thinks he has seen it all.

 

[WarlockBob]

yes, mine appears to be delivered today also. Let's hope that's right

 

[DrT999]

If experience is any indicator, the Dr. T bomb will be a large one - likely to bring "shock and awe" even to a weary target who thinks he has seen it all.

Nah, but every item was chosen by our expert researchers and then hand packed for a maximum kill zone :affraid: