MSDS: Women

[Kyle Weiss]

 

[idbowman]

:lol!: Brilliant!

 

[s.ireland]

Ha! Common ore.... :lol!:

 

[MisterE]

...a very effective cleaning agent!

 

[Buckshot]

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

 

[Doc Manhattan]

Also hygroscopic. Excessive use can be severly dehydrating.

 

[Puff Daddy]

Highly volitile. Woman simply coming into contact with this MSDS sheet can cause instananeous explosion. Especially the part about cleaning. Best to read the sheet, memorize, then destroy it by eating it.

 

[Bub]

This is just the beginning of a MSDS.
Now that you have identified a hazard, we need to know the appropriate handling precautions.
Perhaps kid gloves are appropriate (i.e., showing skill and sensitivity in dealing with people; "by diplomatic conduct he avoided antagonizing anyone").

 

[Puff Daddy]

We need to know the appropriate handling precautions.

Contain in mink lined vessel. Ventilate well. Material is odorized with Chanel #5. In case of emergency, douse liberally with wine and apply chocolates.

 

[Harlock999]

Nice 8)

 

[mark]

,,, we need to know the appropriate handling precautions.

Blowing smoke is traditional

 

[scotties22]

I gotta say.....I LOVE this. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

I am going to send it to my mom. She will get a kick out of it too. Needless to say, we aren't the typical females

 

[zjgilbert]

:lol!: Well played.

 

[George Kaplan]

Ha! Common ore.... :lol!:

I got a good snicker from that one, too!

 

[docwatson]

Keep em coming guys!!! :cheers:

 

[dshpipes]

Hilarious!

 

[KevinM]

So I'm driving down the street today and spot a youngish man and woman running toward each other. He looked glad to see her. Her, not so much. When they were maybe 20 feet apart, she hauled back her right hand and threw a punch to his head that plumb knocked him off his feet and deposited him flat on ths sidewalk. From that position he seemed to be pleading for mercy while she continued to pummel him. Passersby studied cloud formations. Dad used to advise his sons re: the utter futility of making members of the female persuasion mad, because in that state they are liable to do anything and there is no legal retaliation against them. Best to keep them calm. Maybe if more of them smoked pipes . . .

 

[docwatson]

I agree wholeheartedly that more women should smoke pipes, do they make a tobacco cased or topped with an aphrodisiac? I have several nice ladies estate pipes that would fit the occasion! :cat:

 

[KevinM]

LOL! Probably not enough to do me any good.

 

[scotties22]

I tell ya what. I volunteer to be the pipe smoking test subject. Send me all of your pipes and several different blends of bacca and I'll let you know how it goes ....My husband will be thrilled, I'm sure :lol: :lol: