New Year, New 'Baccy! January Bombing Run

[kaitlyn3837]

Welcome to the crew! It feels a little short-handed this month, so I'm glad you could pop in and fill the ranks a bit

 

[Ozark Wizard]

Well, my email notifications decided to stop on this thread so I'm a bit late.... but Gravel is in!

Orders have been sent this morning.

Yah, my notifications and hot links have failed as well......

 

[Fr_Tom]

Bird is in the air. Tracking confirmation sent to HQ.

 

[DrT999]

Bomb in the air! About to PM flight data

 

[MichaelM]

Bomb is away!
Has anyone else noticed that priority mail is now 3 day? I could have sworn it was 2 day not that long ago...
Mike.

 

[Timbo]

Pilot has lift off and is underway to the target.

Cheers

Tim

 

[Ozark Wizard]

um, yah, the arrow has been loosed.........

 

[fsu92john]

Ordnance will deploy one day late due to forgetfulness of the pilot. :roll:

 

[gravel]

Away!

 

[DrT999]

I received a package from Smoking Pipes today, with no invoice or other communication, containing a tin of Rattray's Stirling Flake and one of McConnell's Scottish Cake.  As I doubt SmokingPipes is now sending out random tins (which would be nice, if a poor business model), unless told otherwise I'll presume I have taken a hit here!  Thank you, whomever, BoB Bomber or otherwise.

 

[Fr_Tom]

I'm hit! Medic!

 

[kaitlyn3837]

After a few delays, bird is away! Sorry for the late launch fellas!

Now, let's watch the devastation!

 

[Ozark Wizard]

Ah.

Oh nooooooo!!!!

Does that mean the wolves need to stay on the sunny side of the slope?

 

[d4klutz]

After many false starts, my pilot is off and flying.

 

[DrT999]

My flight apparently got lost for about 12 hours, circling around NC. However, it now seems to be off in the right (general) direction. . . .

 

[MichaelM]

I just finished fixing the last shingle on the bunker after all the holiday hijinks when an apparently stray bomb sailed through my front door causing another round of damage! I haven't had time to document the damage with a photo, but the mad bomber clearly had my number. A tin of Capstan Gold which has been on my to try list, and at least 8 onces of Weybridge that I'm smoking as I type! Thank you brother!

 

[Ozark Wizard]

Heading back towards the homestead and came across a pickup rolled on it's side and idling, so I went over for a look.

 From the open door, a trail of blood led me to the remains of the postman. Letters and packages were scattered about the forest floor. Clutched in his hands, a box from North Carolina, addressed to me. I sat next to his disemboweled corpse and opened the parcel......

 Excellent contents including a home made blend, a pouch of Peterson Irish Dew, an ounce each of Perique, Alamosa, and Prairie Wind, a cigar and cutter. a clay pipe and a spice container of Bone Suckin' Sauce/seasoning. I saw the wolf tracks, looked about and discerned the pack had moved on a while ago.....

 I looked over at the body in the tattered uniform, and loaded the pipe with the home made blend. After getting the smoke burning nicely, I started reading the seasoning bottle.

 Bone suckin' good, it said. I looked over. Well, I was a bit peckish, and there was nothing I could do to help the poor man at this point. I finished the bowl and headed back up the hill.

 At that very moment, a Sheriff car came around the bend and stopped. We spoke for a moment, apparently the carrier was missing for hours and the officer was sent along the route to find him. We exchanged info and when he went to get on his radio, I went home...........

Well, I guess the seasoning might work on chicken too.

(smirk)

Thanks to the rouge who bombed me, and thanks for indulging me in this random fictitious rambling!

 

[gravel]

I figured I might be a day late. Looks like I might be more. :fpalm:

 

[Jevverrett]

You spin a great yarn wiz lol

 

[Ozark Wizard]

You spin a great yarn wiz lol

Well, I heard that once you go 'postal', there's no turning back......