Greyson
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So, I just had a bit of a weird experience today. I haven't actually tried to buy pipe tobacco from a supermarket before, but as I was there I thought I'd see if they had any lighter fluid for the awesome zippos I was bombed with last month, and I figured it wouldn't hurt to see what pipe tobacco they had.
So its a Sunday, they close early on a Sunday, usually 4pm, and I got there at about 3.20pm. I went straight to the tobacco kiosk as its the first thing in the shop, but it looked wrong. There was a man and a till, but behind him all the cabinets were covered by solid wooden shutters, and locked with some very serious looking steel locks. Confused, I asked the man 'Are you closed up early? Am I too late?' He blinked at me for a moment then said 'Oh. No, we are open. We just aren't allowed to display tobacco any more.'
Not allowed to display tobacco. In the tobacco kiosk. Its not enough that they put the products in a separate section by themselves, barricaded with a walled off area and manned by personnel who's only job is to make sure its legal to sell to you. Now you also have to guess what they have in stock?! If I go to the drinks section, do I have to ask a man to bring out the alcohol from a hidden vault? I'm pretty sure alcohol isn't good for kids either. Heart disease is the No.1 killer worldwide, but they still have bags of chocolate hanging off the end of every aisle. What the freaking hell.
Anyway, after I recovered from my surprise I shook my head, asked for lighter fluid which he didn't have, then asked what pipe tobacco he had. I swear he looked around as if checking for any innocent bystanders who might accidentally see a cigarette, then unlocked one of the cabinets, slid the shutters aside and pointed to two small packets in the corner, neither of which were a brand I'd ever heard of before. In my mind, I'd thought it wouldn't be unreasonable to ask a tobacco kiosk worker what kind of tobacco blends were in the packs of pipe tobacco he sold (they might know right?), but given the dire state of affairs I'd experienced so far I just gave up. I thanked him and went on with my shop.
I don't know if this no display thing is a new development, or its been there a while and I just haven't noticed, but damn. Still, at least now I know I made the right decision by buying my tobacco online all this time.
So its a Sunday, they close early on a Sunday, usually 4pm, and I got there at about 3.20pm. I went straight to the tobacco kiosk as its the first thing in the shop, but it looked wrong. There was a man and a till, but behind him all the cabinets were covered by solid wooden shutters, and locked with some very serious looking steel locks. Confused, I asked the man 'Are you closed up early? Am I too late?' He blinked at me for a moment then said 'Oh. No, we are open. We just aren't allowed to display tobacco any more.'
Not allowed to display tobacco. In the tobacco kiosk. Its not enough that they put the products in a separate section by themselves, barricaded with a walled off area and manned by personnel who's only job is to make sure its legal to sell to you. Now you also have to guess what they have in stock?! If I go to the drinks section, do I have to ask a man to bring out the alcohol from a hidden vault? I'm pretty sure alcohol isn't good for kids either. Heart disease is the No.1 killer worldwide, but they still have bags of chocolate hanging off the end of every aisle. What the freaking hell.
Anyway, after I recovered from my surprise I shook my head, asked for lighter fluid which he didn't have, then asked what pipe tobacco he had. I swear he looked around as if checking for any innocent bystanders who might accidentally see a cigarette, then unlocked one of the cabinets, slid the shutters aside and pointed to two small packets in the corner, neither of which were a brand I'd ever heard of before. In my mind, I'd thought it wouldn't be unreasonable to ask a tobacco kiosk worker what kind of tobacco blends were in the packs of pipe tobacco he sold (they might know right?), but given the dire state of affairs I'd experienced so far I just gave up. I thanked him and went on with my shop.
I don't know if this no display thing is a new development, or its been there a while and I just haven't noticed, but damn. Still, at least now I know I made the right decision by buying my tobacco online all this time.