Old man jokes and comments due to pipe

[gravel]

There is a group of us locally who started in our 20s. We never received the comments about being old. Usually the comments were about the smell (good).

Now that I am older, that may change.

 

[pipe dreamer]

A nice looking girl walked up to me the other day outside of wall mart and said !!You look like Santa Claus, with the white beard and pipe.!!I told her to be quiet, I was watching to see which girls were good and which ones were bad.She smiled and gave me a hug.I've been smoking these things for 54 years,and would you believe it? I didn't know they could do this.I have some catching up to do.Ho!Ho!Ho! Merry Xmas.