Santa delivered my package. We have a package holding courtesy service in the complex I live in as we have one of those mailbox kiosks with the little tiny post office boxes, and whenever you get a package too big for the little mailbox you get a slip in your box telling you to go to the office to retrieve your parcel. I've been working nights, the wife just went and picked up a parcel left for me that turned out to be the secret santa package. I got some 'splainin to do :| The people at the office will never look at us the same way again. Seems the package has a return address of a midget stripper escort service from Reno and no attempt was made to disguise the origin of the box. In fact, it was advertised in lurid detail and there is a warning tag from the postmaster saying how it is illegal to ship humans in the US mail, even if they're small enough to fit in a flat rate box. We may have to move. To make matters worse, upon opening the box the first thing to spill out of the box onto the floor was a bunch of rubber nipples. Like I said, I got some 'splainin to do.........
But on a positive note, there was a lot of fantastic stuff inside besides the rubber nipples, which I am already making saturday night plans for (I have a bottle
of tequila, nuff said). A large bag of Wilke Nut Brown Burley that has been QC checked by one of santas elves :cheers: A most excellent Savinelli three pipe stand, a stove top espresso maker and some home roasted coffee beans, and a tea sampler from one of my favorite overseas tea purveyors! I do believe that this more than makes up for the midget troubles. Besides, my neighbors already had their doubts about me anyhow.
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