Secret Santa 2014

[the rev]

awesomeness

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[tslots]

Some awesome gifts so far! Of course that's to be expected with Santa BOB. :santa: :rendeer: :rendeer: :rendeer:

My elves have been working steadily, but they are still a few days away from finishing their tasks. (It's tough to get good help these days. Most of my former elves are now working at Facebook and Google. It's difficult to beat their stock options.)

No fear though, my SS package will be flying soon.

 

[Deleted member 2386]

Holy mother, that is wonderful! Way to go, Simp, and congrats to Jeremy--I love my Opinel, but having that personal touch makes yours truly special. I love this time of year, and what it brings out in all of us!

 

[Deleted member 2386]

Awesome work all around, everyone! I bagged myself a record-sized Father Christmas this year, and now that he's completed the Rare Exports-certified training program he's en route to the lucky lad on my list!

That video was both v funny and disturbing!  I'll certainly be sharing it

Haha, yeah, isn't it the best? That was my digital Christmas letter a few years back. They ended up making a full length movie out of it, which I intend to watch this Christmas Eve. It's supposed to be a bit different from the shorts, and more family friendly, but I'm still excited!

 

[i.keenum]

That knife is completely awesome. Congrats brother can't wait to see my targets reaction.

 

[Kyle Weiss]

I wanna see more shots of that knife.

 

[Puff Daddy]

You guys and gals are awesome! Just reading through this thread as an observer, it's been a very good year for Effin Santa :santa:

 

[PozzSka]

Fantastic gifts so far!

Just as last year, glad to be a part of our little group here.

Package #1 should be in Santa's sleigh, but Package #2 may be delayed slightly.

 

[fsu92john]

The reindeer have taken flight with my package. :rendeer: :santa: :rendeer:

 

[Kyle Weiss]

Effin Santa :santa:

Elfin', Effin' Santa!

8)

 

[Trifecta13]

Just waiting on a final UPS package from <ahem> Santa's Workshop arriving tomorrow. Then those reindeer take flight!! They certainly look ready to go!

 

[Carlos]

Mine is running late. But we have plenty of time. Keep kicking them bushes along the porch. Never know what you might find. Ho ho ho! :santa:

 

[Fatman]

Yes Virginia there is a Santa Claus! My secret Santa sent an awesome shipment!

First the tobacco...

MM Country Gentleman
Bulk Virginia #1
Bulk G&H Happy Brown Bogie (I have always wanted to try this!)
Tin of Fribourg & Treyer Vintage Fake
Tin of Legend Series Klondike Gold
Tin of Robert McConnell Scottish Flake
Tin of Wessex Campaign
Tin of Dunhill Elizabethan Mixture





The goodies..

Moravian Cookies ginger spice. Very thin and crispy ginger snaps, and I am already eating them!
Carolina Gold Nuggets, microwave pork rind pellets. I can hardly wait to try them in all their porky goodness!
Chocolate covered extra large Virginia peanuts



And there was a nice pipe to boot!

A La Rocca sitter




Thank you Santa!!

 

[DrT999]

Good job, Santa! The company that bakes those cookies has a production line about 50 yards up the road of the entrance of my apt complex -- sometimes, when the wind is right, the smell is unbelievably wonderful!

 

[Mozjo33]

Well done Santa - again!!!!! :santa: :santa: :santa: :santa: :santa:

 

[user 2031]

Hey John, could you pass me one of those cookies? :lol:

Well done, Santa. This has been so much fun, can't wait to see what's next.

 

[Kyle Weiss]

A creature was stirring, just under the stairs.
As a misdelivered package was getting left there.
"Hey genius!"  I yelled down to the elf,
Dressed in blue uniform, with an ass like a shelf.
"Weiss lives up here, in 2104,"
As I point to the number, hung next to the door.
This pissy elf threw the package at me,
Said "Merry Christmas," quite sardonically.  
I retorted "Eff you, you lazy arsehole,"
And then went inside to open this parcel:

Behold the contents! I admit I'm amused
At the no-tape wrapping a man must have used
There's things inside, both square and round
I unwrapped them savagely, and look what I found:

Tobacco, a tamper & cleaners, all to my liking
A card with a horned cat, who was apparently hiking.
It's better, as they say, to give than receive,
In an event meant to be generous, if though to deceive.
Thanks for this haul, from a low, desert lout
Yeah, I know who you are--I figured it out!
Gifts for a good boy, not one who hates his mother,
Christmas is only awesome, with my effin' Brothers.

:santa:  :santa:  :santa:  :santa:  :santa:  :santa:  :santa:  :santa:  :santa:  :santa:  :santa:

8)

 

[Ocelot55]

:lol!: :lol!: :lol!:

Nice, Kyle!

 

[i.keenum]

Congrats Kyle, that poem is funny shyt. Can't wait to see what else drifts in today.

 

[user 2031]

:cheers: Good job with the poem, Kyle. Well done, Santa!