Soda Water: The Palate Cleanser

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Kyle Weiss

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Club soda. Seltzer water. Carbonated water. Sparkling water.

Call it what you want, it works. I'm bringing this up after the recent acquisition of an old, 1950s era Kidde Soda King seltzer bottle I found at a junk shop, that I put new seals in (improvised, more like) because I wanted to make my own ginger ale. I have yet to make my own ginger pop, but in the mean time, I've re-discovered a trick that seasoned espresso tasters and food flavor nerds taught me a while back--one of the best ways to clear your palate and maintain a "fresh tongue." Pairing this up with pipe smoking was kind of a whim, but because of the nature of pipe smoke, which can get as overwhelming as espresso due to the oils and other compounds, I figured it would be worth a shot.

For a few weeks now, especially since I'm off the caffeine and alcohol for a while (stomach issues, don't ask--I don't like it any more than the next guy) I've been drinking mostly water. Well, water is boring, and sometimes doesn't do the trick. Until you add a little CO2.

Why it works, I'm not sure. I'm not a anatomist and I've never looked into it. Perhaps the bubbles loosen up taste buds, clear away accumulated particles or buildup, or simply wakes up your senses.

Smoking a pipe, especially when trying new things, or even getting "palate fatigue" can be daunting. For me, I want to have honest tobacco. All of the variables we encounter when just trying to pack, put flame to baccaweed, tamping or simply drawing really gives us a lot of taken-for-granted processes. Had to many bowls the day before, but really want to have a smoke? Try soda water. Want to try something and gain an edge on flavors? Try soda water.

Some tips, if you decide to try this:

* Get a seltzer bottle (a newer one if you can, they're not too pricey) and some CO2 cartridges from a restaurant supply store. Use your tap water (filtered is okay) since your body is probably accustomed to the pH and the mineral content. Keep it in the fridge, and have a cocktail glass full of it, sipping every once in a while between draws as you smoke.

* Get a 2-liter of club soda from the store. Once for ounce, it's more expensive in the long run, but it's good, filtered, carbonated water and less hassle. Same deal--in the fridge, pour a small glass, and pair it with any smoke.

I have had superb results with VAs, as well as freshening a tired tongue. Latakias and stronger mixtures taste more full, and lose some edginess. I suppose heavy Perique stuff might benefit from this as well.

Let me know what you think! I'm glad I re-discovered this trick, and it's been very beneficial to me.

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Way back when, long time ago, I was a bartender. I enjyed drinking soda water with Angostura bitters in it. Just a few drops is all it takes, a bottle lasts a long time. Great taste, supposed to be a good digestive too.
 
Great observations, Kyle. I've had seltzer with my pipe, but never gave it much thought.

I love my ISI seltzer charger, a very thoughtful Xmas present from my mom-in-law. It has more "oomph" than bottle seltzer, meaning if I want a little fizz for a whisky soda or brandy soda, I don't dilute the mix too much.

Protip: if ordering bulk CO2 cartridges from Large Online Retailer, make sure they are the foodsafe ones and not the paintball ones.
 
Doc Manhattan":r00q368u said:
Protip: if ordering bulk CO2 cartridges from Large Online Retailer, make sure they are the foodsafe ones and not the paintball ones.

:mrgreen:


Sounds like the voice of experience. 8)

Actually I enjoy Club Soda with a wedge or two of orange. Maybe throw in a wedge of Lemon or Lime once in a while just to change it up a bit...
 
Just to clarify--adding stuff to the club soda is wonderful. I do it myself. Bitters and a slice of ginger floating in ice is amazing, so is a twist of lime...

...but for my suggestion, just soda water and ice. The idea is to not introduce other flavors to your smoke. I mean, do what you want, but there was a purpose to this madness. :lol:

Yes, use food-grade CO2 cartridges, not the ones that inflate bicycle tires, not the ones for paintball guns. It's the metal and seals that are food safe, the CO2 is just liquid-under-pressure gas (if you must know, it's organic! :roll: :lol: )

I've read about carbonation issues with ISI Siphons. Might be just the Internet being the Internet. All I know is my Kidde works wonders, most of the time. Once in a while the rubber gasket will stop up the works, but it gets over it. :lol: Can't complain for $10.
 
Vile stuff. I'll stick with coffee, Diet Pepsi Wild Cherry, or plain ice water.
 
That's the first time I've heard anyone refer to plain, bubbly water as "vile." :| I have frequently referred to anything "diet" or "cherry" (let alone both) in such regard, but to each his own.

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I love soda water as a palate cleanser especially when it's mixed with Johnny Walker Black. :p
 
You bunch of incorrigible coots. :eek:

Well, for the handful of people that I may have enlightened, you're welcome. :lol:

I'm off to clear my palate with a nice, blue Stilton and some kimchi. :p

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I have one of these guys, and its fantastic:

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Dave_In_Philly":b3ghqecf said:
I have one of these guys, and its fantastic:

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Did you mod yours to allow for other air supplies (or refill your own)?
 
Fishfuzz":j4zpue4j said:
Dave_In_Philly":j4zpue4j said:
I have one of these guys, and its fantastic:
Did you mod yours to allow for other air supplies (or refill your own)?
No, I haven't. My buddy modded both of his tanks, one worked, one didn't. I plan to get this guy as soon as my last tank runs out.
 
...a homebrew forum member":60wpgctm said:
There is a HUGE difference in various CO2 QVL's (Quality Verification Levels - there are five).
ISBT (International Society of Beverage Technologists) has CO2 Guidelines for quality - this is what you want. Also CGA G-6.2 QVL I is Beverage Grade CO2 equivalent to ISBT.
"Food Grade" is QVL H. It is technically not Food Grade, it is Food Processing Grade.
Beverage Grade/Quality (ISBT/CGA G-6.2 QVL I) mandates many more impurities be removed that are not even checked in QVL H such as:
Benzene (yes BENZENE), ammonia, phosphine, much lower levels of sulfur and acetaldehyde both of which will affect taste, oil and grease and methanol.
You don't want higher levels of sulfur and acetaldahyde and you sure don't want unchecked benzene levels.
In addition, to my knowledge, they use a lead-based cap-tap seal on the paintball gun cartridges rather than (more expensive) aluminum for the food-grade kind.

*cough*

Food for thought. I'll stick with my Soda King.

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tiltjlp":1aohuu0k said:
Vile stuff.
Agreed!
Bubbly water just reminds me of being in Europe (pick a country), and being thirsty as hell, only to find nothing but the bubbly stuff, either in restaurants, or the backstage rider. And to quench a thirst, at least for me, carbonated water just doesn't cut it. And don't even get me started on Liptonic...(carbonated iced tea) :x
Ice cubes were not too plentiful either.
As a palate cleanser?
Probably...
 
Kyle Weiss":yjt3aeko said:
...a homebrew forum member":yjt3aeko said:
There is a HUGE difference in various CO2 QVL's (Quality Verification Levels - there are five).
ISBT (International Society of Beverage Technologists) has CO2 Guidelines for quality - this is what you want. Also CGA G-6.2 QVL I is Beverage Grade CO2 equivalent to ISBT.
"Food Grade" is QVL H. It is technically not Food Grade, it is Food Processing Grade.
Beverage Grade/Quality (ISBT/CGA G-6.2 QVL I) mandates many more impurities be removed that are not even checked in QVL H such as:
Benzene (yes BENZENE), ammonia, phosphine, much lower levels of sulfur and acetaldehyde both of which will affect taste, oil and grease and methanol.
You don't want higher levels of sulfur and acetaldahyde and you sure don't want unchecked benzene levels.
In addition, to my knowledge, they use a lead-based cap-tap seal on the paintball gun cartridges rather than (more expensive) aluminum for the food-grade kind.

*cough*

Food for thought. I'll stick with my Soda King.

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Food grade vs. commercial grade CO2 has been debated ad nauseam on homebrew forums and even forums dedicated to the Sodastream. I have come the conclusion that the commercial grade CO2 used by paintball shops to refill tanks is perfectly suitable for my needs. I would avoid anything that has been treated with any kind of oil or other anti-corrosion agent, but that's really only an issue with cartridges not the refillable bottles. YMMV.
 
Huh. I know my homebrew buddies are pretty sided on the topic, so I only have their knowledge to go upon. Seems pretty reasonable to me that it's probably okay, but probably just as reasonable there's purity standards there for a purpose. So goes it with many things. Take paint for example. We can probably drink that stuff now. :lol: Unless it's from China.

Harlock, I've heard Mexico (especially the non-civilized parts, which are many) rely on soda pop, cloyingly sweet concoctions and fruit-type beverages to supply liquid to people, because even if the water is safe, it tastes terrible. I'd be about ready to slap a Frenchman if all I could find was soda water to drink and I was parched. Both of these notions suggest traveling abroad isn't like the tourist pamphlets. :lol:
 
Very cool tip. I'll have to give it a try. Might be a good replacement for the Coke I like to have with my pipes ;)
 
I also love club soda with my pipe, but just a little, as it dilutes the Scotch too much. :lol: Seriously, I've been considering one of those charging set-ups to make my own tonic. But not too much, as it dilutes, well, you know where this is going...

Natch
 
I have mineral water while smoking almost all the time. A little twist of lime is good too. I go through a 2L bottle almost daily! :shock:
 

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