Slow Puffs
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Slow Puffs":0ydi4pqh said:Santa may put a pre-transgression Barling in your stocking
What a beaytiful little girl. Three of my grandkids are girls and the rest are little boys with a total of 13 in all. It seems that when I said to stay home and practice the art of a 4 lettter word ending in K that means intercourse, they missunderstood, I ment TalkPuff Daddy":vksv77l3 said:Hi Santa!! :santa: My Granddaughter Abby wants a piano for christmas She says she knows you'll bring it cuz she's been real good this year and has some really good cookies and milk waiting for you when you come down the chimney. As a token of gratitude I shall leave a bottle of scotch for you to wash the cookies down with as milk isn't sufficient for a man who has just squeezed a piano through a chimney. Feel free to toss the milk out the window for the reindeer :rendeer:
Abby is waiting patiently!