Good evening Ladies and gentlemen. Tonight's episode is in loving acknowledgement of our beloved Fatman.
Take care Brother, and Happy All Hallow's Eve....
Chapter 4, The Summoning.
"Good evening, Lieutenant," said Langhorne, as he opened the
door. "Won't you come in?"
"I still think this is a bad idea, suh," Walker replied. "Nuthin' good
will come of this."
"Yes, yes, find a seat at the table," as he nodded, "Find a seat, ah,
thank you for coming Mr. Lachlan. Please find a seat at the table,
there's a good chap," winked Langhorne to Lachlan, who was quick
on the heals of Walker.
"Ach, wail, aye! Ah wouldn't lassy this fur th' world! raising th' deid
is some trick!," Lachlan winked back. 'What a funny man', Langhorne
thought to himself, 'ah well, it takes all kinds, eh?' Lachlan then
pushed his way past Langhorne to the table. He chose a seat
between Walker and Adams, leaving two adjoining seats for
Langhorne and Faulkner.
Faulkner was soon to arrive. As Langhorne received him he
complained about the cold and the time of day for this meeting. "I
vood azleep if ziss veren't so important to you, Herr Captain!"
Thank you for joining, Herr Doctor, please be seated,"
Langhorne answered.
Adams, meanwhile, is busy with his preparations. In the center of
the table was a small assemblage of items. A lit candle, small cloth
bag of something, a few bones and shells, and what looked to be
salt in a grinder. Five lanterns were hung about the room for
illumination. It was an exceptionally dark night, and thick with fog,
chocking what light spilled from the cabin windows. A steady breeze
and calm seas had the Alexander cutting through the water like a
sharp knife opening soft flesh. An unusually quiet evening.
Those at the table were glancing about nervously, silent.
Langhorne broke the silence with, "One could guess we weren't at
sea tonight! So, Adams, are we just about ready?"
"Iree sir, ready as can be. I done fetched my tings, and a ting from
Chef. Could fine no small tings, so I'm brought dis," and set down
the butcher block with Chef's blade still lodged in it. "I'm tried hodd
to draw dat blade, but heem stuck tight!" Langhorne smiled and
reached for the cleaver and, holding the block down, tried to pull it
forth. A second and third attempt availed him not. He leaned back
and sat in his chair.
"I believe we are ready then," he inquired. "Yah sir, we ready."
Adams replied.
Adams then reached for the bag on the table, muttering under his
breath, some rhythmic, vaguely melodic chanting. While doing so, he
slowly poured the contents of the bag around the items on the
table, until he made a complete circle. He then closed the bag and
set it aside. "While I and I are in speak, no mon speak. I am callin' to
Chef. Dehr be a pain in dis mon dat hole heem to dis boat. I call on
dis pain to draw fort deh spirit of Chef, join widdus and be in
speak!" with which he returned to his under breath chanting. The
others at the table looked around at each other. Walker looked
pale and nervous, as if he were going into battle. The doctor kept
looking over, then through, his spectacles at the collection of
artifacts on the table, and then studying Adams. Lachlan was
grinning about, looking quite delighted about the goings on in the
room. Langhorne closed his eyes, and began to wonder about the
whole idea when suddenly his chair heaved.
With his eyes snapping open, the first thing he saw was the cleaver.
Lachlan and the others gasped as the cleaver was slowly spinning
just above the block it was previously seated in. Adams, never
looking up, increases his volume. As he does, the speed of the
cleaver's spin gradually increased. A turn a second. Two turns a
second. Then three, then five. Almost at speaking volume now,
Adams speaks,
"Chef! Chef! I know you here! What happen you, Chef? What
happen?"
The blade spins faster now, almost a blur. "Captain! For the love
of God sir!" cried out Walker. Langhorne instantly raised a finger
to his own lips, 'hush', he thought to himself. Langhorne wanted to
see this through. It was a truly fantastic sight, this helicoptering
cleaver spinning at eye level now, well above the table. He noticed
the candle on the table. It didn't even flicker. 'Surely that's not
possible,' he thought. Suddenly, the blade stopped spinning, it's
head pointed right at Walker. Then a voice came from the blade,
"Thank you"
"Chef," Adams called out again, "Chef, Chef! What happened?"
The blade began to spin again, getting to speed much faster this
time.
Chef! Chef! What happened to you!" Adams called out.
The blade immediately froze, head pointed at Adams. The moment
froze. Adams licked his lips, and the voice came back,
"Forgive me"
Adams began to shake as the blade began it's rotation again.
Spinning and spinning, becoming a solid shining platter to the eye,
nothing but blade, spinning. Adams looked at Langhorne, then at
Walker.
"Chef! Chef! What happened to you Chef?" Adams again called
out. The blade froze, this time, pointed at Langhorne.
"Mine's the sin"
With that, the blade dropped to the table and firmly imbedded
itself back into the block with a sickening thud. The candle on the
table, blown out by the wake of air, a silent ribbon of smoke
lingering gave notice to what had just transpired. Langhorne then
watched Lachlan's eyes roll back in his head jut before the man
rolled out of his seat onto the floor, a pool of flesh. Faulkner
jumped over to him and felt for a pulse.
"It vood seem Herr Lachlan hass pazzed out, Herr Captain," He
pronounced.
"Then, help him up and to his quarters, if you don't mind,"
Langhorne replied. The doctor laughed shortly. "I appreciate your
confidence in mine strength, Herr Captain, but," as he tugged on
Lachlan's arm, "I vood be very surprised if three off us could manage
zat feat off engineering!" Faulkner rose up and finished with,
"Perhaps a goot blanket vere he lies vill do him vell enough! Iff zat iss
all gentlemen, I vill take mine leave. Danke' vor an interesting
evening!" He then closed his coat, opened the door and left.
Langhorne closed the door behind him and turned to his fellow
officers.
"What do you make of that Adams?" asked Langhorne. "I don't
think we got any answers from that bit of spookery. Very unsettling,
to say the least though, eh Walker?"
Walker had still not moved in his seat. He just sat there, breathing
shallow breathes of a man who was just spared the gallows. He
stared at the cleaver intently, as if waiting for something else to
happen.
"Lieutenant!" shouted Langhorne. Walker slowly turned his face
upward to Langhorne. In the lantern light, the captain saw tears
rolling down Walker's face. Langhorne opened his mouth to say
something, but just then Walker looked away, rose from his seat,
and wiped his face with his sleeve. He then turned to Langhorne.
"Puhmission to be releaved suh?" he asked.
"Permission granted lieutenant. Why don't you get some rack time.
The yeoman of the Watch will oversee this evening's balance. Take
some time." Langhorne said.
Walker sighed. "Yessuh, thank you suh," as he looked into
Langhorne's eyes. "Y'all rekunn that was reay him suh?" he asked.
Langhorne looked back as deeply and whispered, "Ah rekunn so.
Good night lieutenant." Walker stood tall, clicked his heels
together and threw a smart salute to the captain, who saluted back
with as much vigor as he could muster. Walker spun on his heels and
left the room, gently closing the cabin door behind him. Now, left
with his XO, his passenger passed out on the deck, and that cleaver
standing proudly in that block, he pulled out a chair to his desk and
produced a secreted bottle of spirits, and looked at his XO.
"Had enough spirits tonight Jonah, or are you willing to dabble
into some of mine?" he asked, waving the bottle slightly in Adams's
direction.
"What be gwine on in dat?" Adams asked, dropping into the
nearest chair to Langhorne, leaning forward slightly. Langhorne
chuckled a bit, saying, "It's from Kentucky Jonah. They call it
bourbon," while he popped out the cork and tipped it back to his
lips. A good pull later, he dropped it down between his knees while
he wiped his mouth on his coat arm. Looking up, he saw Adams
leaning farther over with his hand out, opening and closing.
Langhorne lifted the bottle slightly, with which Adams nodded
fervently. "Gimme dat glass meestah!" Then he looked serious. "No
rank, tonight den sir?" he asked. Langhorne nodded, then shook his
head.
"Yes, no rank tonight Jonah. So tell me. What do you think
happened?"
Adams leaned back in his chair and tipped the bottle. Langhorne
began to be alarmed at the flow of liquid going down and leaned
forward. Adams pulled the bottle down and handed it back to his
captain, then leaned back in his chair. A low pitched whistle came
out of him as he fanned his face with his hat. "Jah Rastafarie, dats a
smooth dangah dehr mon! I and I need no morrahdat!" Then he
leaned in close and whispered,
"I tell you what I tink......................."
What do you think?