I know there are some "nice" snakes, but I prefer to keep my distance.
Snake Story: Last July, Mrs. Vito was out in the vegetable garden, which is next to the 6' slumpstone block wall that divides our property from our neighbor's. At one point, she stood up within 3' of the wall, and there on the top, all coiled up, was a rattler. She fled and fetched yours truly.
How he got up there is beyond me. We have a wilderness area across the street behind us, and there are plenty of rattlesnakes up there, but he (or one of his forebears) would have had to cross at least one street at some point to get onto the block wall, which runs the length of the whole block, and probably has enough unlandscaped areas to shelter a snake nest.
Anyhow, there I was, keeping my distance from this guy, who was eyeballing me, tongue flicking, and rattle shaking (but with no sound!), thinking, "What to do?" My first thought (I admit it) was to grab a 2x4 and just nudge him over the wall into the neighbor's yard...as downright irresponsible an action as has ever occurred to me. Second thought was to grab a shovel and chop it...another option I dismissed immediately. The snake can't help what it is, and probably would have been happy not to be around humanoids anyway. Can't blame him.
Plan C formed up pretty quickly. I had just bought a spare PowerMac G5 on eBay, and it came in a big honkin', heavy-duty box. I put it next to the wall, wide open, and used the shovel to gently pull the snake off the wall...PLOP!!...right into the box. While he was still going, "Huh...WTF?!", I quickly closed the flaps, taped it shut, stuck it in the shade, and called County Animal Control.
The gal who showed up (...it was a Sunday...and they actually work on Sunday. Miracles do occur!) was pretty cool, but she was glad she didn't have to capture the snake herself. "What are you gonna do with it?", I asked. "Easy", she said, "I'll take it across the street to the wilderness area and turn it loose." OK, cool. They don't kill them. Fine by me.
At any rate, I generally don't do guilt by association, but more close encounters with rattlers than I ever needed have kinda creeped me out about snakes in general. I'll leave the snakes to others who have a better appreciation for their virtues.
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