Bomb is sent, tracking is sent. But we have a problem....
This morning I had an insurance adjuster come out and look at our roof. We purchased this house in August as a foreclosure and we have discovered it has a leak or two. Luckily, the insurance guy approved our claim and they will replace our roof! Thanks goodness! BUT during my dances of happiness my dog started barking. What could it be? Someone here to see me? My partner works third shift and is sleeping, so as I quiet the dog a loud explosion rips through the neighborhood... There might not be a house to put a roof on if this is what I think it is...
You scoundrels either mis-armed your bombs or... Oh no! Perhaps these are warning shots!
The 2 cats and dog have been secured in case there are more explosives on the way... All parties around my house have been warned. Just in case. All eyes and ears are on high alert.
It all depends on what the bomb is made of, I send pipes and tobacciana from Aus, but buy tobacco stateside to avoid any possible problems. I would hate for someone to cop a customs bill because of me.
Haven't heard from a few pilots, but today is the day.... Let's see what happens and watch closely. I'm expecting to feel the shockwaves before I see the smoke and flames! :bom: :bom: :bom:
Assessing the date, I have arranged for my partner and pets to be moved to another safe bunker location, just in case these aren't mistakes. I'm going to work today and I'm not sure if I will have a house to come home to. Only time will tell. In the meantime, when I got home from work yesterday, another warning shot had been observed. This is not looking good for me at all...
I must beg the bombee's forgiveness, I see I somehow left my note of glee out of the bomb rack. Hopefully they can figure out what happened without one!