Some fiend put water in my aviation fuel!!!
Gotta drain my tanks and refill. It's a miracle that Bubba (my trunk monkey) did the octane test from the long pre-flight checklist this time. The tainted water showed up on the follow-up paper chromatography test as high in specific alkalies. Led us right to the shed where the perp was still hiding under a tarp. Bubba got 'em with a heavy 50 mm spanner. Ouch. So, yeah. That's it for that one. Pulped him good. Good ol" Bubba...saved our butts fer sure.
Refill now in progress. First stage should lift off outta here in about an hour. Will report back with codes once second stage separation is completed successfully.
That is all. Over and out.