Unfortunately Pontiff Benedict has chosen to not take the head coach position of The NY Jets.. Which is shameful because they need a miracle to be competitive, and I really wanted to sing Benny and the Jets.
It had been speculated that he might don traditional black garb and assume the title Emeritus Bishop of Rome but instead he's chosen the title Emeritus Pontiff and will wear the White Cossacks minus the red shoes, instead opting for brown Mexican loafers.. That must be an inside joke .