Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!

[kaitlyn3837]

September 2nd, noted!

 

[kaitlyn3837]

I posted a picture of a Kaywoodie I had refurbished to my Facebook yesterday. One of my friends who is a Marine is stationed in Cali right now and she posted on the pic that she wanted to get one so bad. One of my friends/customer that I refurbished two pipes for last week posted under her and said that he would hook her up with one. Sure enough, he stopped into my store today and gave me one of the pipes I had fixed up for him and said to make sure she gets it. I'm going to send her a little care package with a couple of tins and samples.

I wanted to share the story because it has put me in a very generous mood and I thought it might do the same for you! Now let's bomb the tarnation out of someone!!!

 

[Fatman]

Ordnance loaded.

 

[Ozark Wizard]

Ordnance loaded.

Countdown T minus 4 days and counting..................

 

[Blackhorse]

Attack craft loaded and ready for takeoff.

Thinkin' that a pretty big crater would be left behind - so I'm working with a delayed fuse thing so no innocents get hurt. Nuff said.

 

[WarlockBob]

Attack craft loaded and ready for takeoff.

Thinkin' that a pretty big crater would be left behind - so I'm working with a delayed fuse thing so no innocents get hurt. Nuff said.

Burning/burnt Post Office vehicles is an oddly specific thing to find on the internet.....

 

[Blackhorse]

Given that anything in the known and fictional universe can be quite easily found on the internet...in what way is burned postal service vehicles "oddly specific"?

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Admission: the gist of the story that goes with the photo montage deals with failed auto parts causing vehicle fires.

 

[Ozark Wizard]

Despite having some of my ordinance blowing up in my face, the missile is enroute to target. ETA Friday afternoon. I had to be specific with the courier, as it seems advertised ETAs don't always come to fruition.

 

[Fatman]

Ordnance launched into low earth orbit.

 

[fsu92john]

Bomb bay doors are opening... :twisted:

 

[Blackhorse]

Pre-flight checklist...

___ Ordinance loaded and secure
___ Fuel tanks full
___ Nav and mission maps on board
___ Code books updated
___ Thermos of coffee, hot
___ Growler of Oatmeal Stout secured
___ Toilet paper
___ New York Times Crossword Puzzle
___ Binoculars
___ Liverwurst and onion sandwiches
___ More toilet paper
___ Flight controls operational
___ Radio check
___ Bomb sight calibration
___ Crash & bug out packs stocked and stowed
___ Twinkies
___ Aranyik Thai Enep, oiled and packed
___ Sidearm, Sig 2022 - 9mm, cleaned and packed
___ Windscreen clean
___ 30mm Deck gun serviced and ready, swivel lubed
___ Belly rail gun charged, depleted uranium core rod loaded
___ Pre-flight checklist (oh oh, I'm looping)


Alarm clock wound and set...dawn comes early around here.

Commo blackout until after mission...initiated.

Good luck ladies.

 

[Fr_Tom]

Ordinance is loaded and the plane is on the runway. Once it takes off and target is locked, HQ will get confirmation.

 

[DrT999]

We have a take off!

 

[WarlockBob]

Bombs away!!!

The Shrieking Chipmunk is away and a-yowling!!

 

[Blackhorse]

Boiling Badger Badness Barreling Bombs Brilliantly!


We on da way.

 

[Ozark Wizard]

Seven succinctly spoken substantiations! Simply super squadron!!

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

 

[Blackhorse]

Ohhhhh. The PO tells me they will deliver on Saturday. Dang!

 

[Timbo]

Bird is in the air.

Sorry no alliteration, haven't had my coffee yet.

Cheers,

Tim

 

[Ozark Wizard]

Ohhhhh. The PO tells me they will deliver on Saturday. Dang!

Rule number 2. Always Double tap......

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=double+tap+zombieland&view=detail&mid=7129D8BCB47799F971A47129D8BCB47799F971A4&FORM=VIRE

 

[kaitlyn3837]

Despite having some of my ordinance blowing up in my face, the missile is enroute to target. ETA Friday afternoon.  I had to be specific with the courier, as it seems advertised ETAs don't always come to fruition.  

I'm having ordinance issues as well. I was hoping that the kinks would be worked out by now... But after losing a couple of fingers (not really) I have come to the realization my bomb will be late.

Aiming for after effect, sir! Will still send transmission after launch is successful (which should be tomorrow morning if this ordinance gets fixed).

My fellow bombers, I look forward to the coordinated spectacle!

P.S. The burnt PO van is pretty freakin' funny!