Liberally add a few glugs of post-cold war vodka to some tomato juice that was produced by undocumented farmworkers drawing on an already strained system and conservatively add some pre-Katrina Louisiana hot sauce that provided profits to an overseas bottle producer who used child slave labor and avoided paying tarriffs by exploiting NAFTA agreements with a third party Mexican broker. With this, of course, you should fire up a contraband Cuban cigar and spew the smoke perilously into the next yard over to annoy the soccer mom neighbor whom you hate but who still looks hot in her 'Hillary for president' designer sweatsuit.
Enjoy!