Finishing a Prince

[Briar Spirit]

Kirk, I was actually smiling when you said you might not be able to send it: it might have gotten to the point when Z and I move, that I could simply evade it. But no, you had to be all prompt and whatnot.

Lea is taking the pipe to the post office as I type this message Kyle, it's on its way.

 

[Kyle Weiss]

Kirk, I was actually smiling when you said you might not be able to send it: it might have gotten to the point when Z and I move, that I could simply evade it. But no, you had to be all prompt and whatnot.

Lea is taking the pipe to the post office as I type this message Kyle, it's on its way.

Oh, an accomplice, eh? Shame on you, for making your wife be the recipient of some feminine sundries and foofy-stuff from a friend's local shop--along with tobacco. :twisted: Dragging her into this. Tsk tsk.

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[Briar Spirit]

Oh, an accomplice, eh? Shame on you, for making your wife be the recipient of some feminine sundries and foofy-stuff from a friend's local shop--along with tobacco. :twisted: Dragging her into this. Tsk tsk.

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I know, aint I just awful........

Pah, you guys here don't scare me none with your threats of baccy bombing, I live in England mate, your puny Yank baccy bombers can't make it all the way across the pond, they just aint got the juice or the gumption mate, I'm untouchable mate, ya need true grit to try that on a Brit', aint never gonna happen, nah, I'm not worried one bit, hah!

 

[gravel]

Oh, an accomplice, eh? Shame on you, for making your wife be the recipient of some feminine sundries and foofy-stuff from a friend's local shop--along with tobacco. :twisted: Dragging her into this. Tsk tsk.

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I know, aint I just awful........

Pah, you guys here don't scare me none with your threats of baccy bombing, I live in England mate, your puny Yank baccy bombers can't make it all the way across the pond, they just aint got the juice or the gumption mate, I'm untouchable mate, ya need true grit to try that on a Brit', aint never gonna happen, nah, I'm not worried one bit, hah!

Been done and its still not over.
https://www.brothersofbriar.com/t19976-november-bombing-mission-toxic-turkey

 

[Briar Spirit]

Been done and its still not over.
https://www.brothersofbriar.com/t19976-november-bombing-mission-toxic-turkey

Pah, you found one teeny tiny weakness in the British grit and you think you got me scared, still not worried mate, maybe I didn't make myself clear enough,

I'm untouchable

so just forget about it, I don't wanna make you guys cry when you see me standing tall as your teeny Yank planes plop into the pond. It's okay, I'll understand as you guys skulk back into the shadows wiping those tears away, it's not your fault, I'm a limy *******, we is exspurts.

 

[Rob_In_MO]

I'm a limy *******, we is exspurts.

Yeah, but we like you anyway.

I think a tin of Beck's Ol' Limey ******* would be perfect for you! :twisted:

 

[Kyle Weiss]

Kirk, the more you insist, the more Mixture 79 will reach you. :mrgreen:

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[Briar Spirit]

I'm a limy *******, we is exspurts.

Yeah, but we like you anyway.

I think a tin of Beck's Ol' Limey ******* would be perfect for you! :twisted:

Not unless they taught the little blighter how to do Karate, you don't listen you lot do ya...........

UNTOUCHABLE!!!

 

[Briar Spirit]

Kirk, the more you insist, the more Mixture 79 will reach you. :mrgreen:

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Listen Kyle, when I am able to do so I give folk a pipe they really like that I can give them, you know this, it's my thang right, it's a part of what makes me me so damn gorgeous (Oi!!!!!!!, stop sniggering), I give and folk take, there is nothing you or anyone else can do to alter that, like Rob, you aint listening proper are ya, I IS EXSPURT, I is UNTOUCHABLE, so just quit it before I make ya cry like a little girly!!

 

[Kyle Weiss]

There's some of that gritty, droogish Brit spirit that I like so much...oi back atcha, fella... :lol:

PS, don't come snivelin' to me if you become a target. Mr. Exspurt.

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[Briar Spirit]

Now you listen ere, I appens to know you're just as brassic lint as me matey so less of the lip afore I set the dogs on ya, target indeed, threats don't wash wit me. What ya gonna do ay, you aint got the backing to hold up ya threats of makin me no target, so just watch yer mouth right or I'll give yer ears a right good bashin and make no mistake, right.

I see you're managing to get to grips wit using the term there chap but it don't seem ta be sinkin in none, now read this carefully........ I is exspurt, this makes me untouchable. Repeat it sevral times a day 'til it sinks in good n propa like, come on then, repeat after me "Kirk is exspurt and is untouchable", now get back under ya rock where ya belong or I'll give ya ears a bashin they wont neva ferget, got it!

 

[Kyle Weiss]

That much chavspeak blowin' outta yer lungs, you could push a sail clean over to the US and take your retaliation with some dignity. :lol!: Untouchable. Pfffff. :heart:

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[alfredo_buscatti]

Obviously Kirk does not know about the reach of the mad BoB Bombers. . .they can get to anyone, anywhere.

In "The Godfather," in retaliation for Sonny's murder, the crew contemplates killing Sollozzo. But the concensus is that he is untouchable. But then Al Pacino says no, anyone can be killed.

It's like that.

 

[Briar Spirit]

That much chavspeak blowin' outta yer lungs, you could push a sail clean over to the US and take your retaliation with some dignity. :lol!: Untouchable. Pfffff. :heart:

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I was going to respond with 'meatier rhetoric' but decided I have obviously scared you enough going by your lack lustre come back, just remember who you're dealing with in the future................

UNTOUCHABLE EXSPURT

:tongue: :heart:

 

[Briar Spirit]

Obviously Kirk does not know about the reach of the mad BoB Bombers. . .they can get to anyone, anywhere.

In "The Godfather," in retaliation for Sonny's murder, the crew contemplates killing Sollozzo. But the concensus is that he is untouchable. But then Al Pacino says no, anyone can be killed.

It's like that.

Oi, who said you could chirp in, get back under your rock you orrible little grub you, don't even think about messing with me, I aint no girly actor matey, I is English Exspurt, untouchable, don't waste your time trying to frit me, I eats mad bombers for breakfast and make no mistake, got it!!

 

[BigCasino]

why do I always feel like I am being scolded when I hear a Brit talk? (or read them?)

 

[Briar Spirit]

why do I always feel like I am being scolded when I hear a Brit talk? (or read them?)

Perhaps because you're reading posts here where we're just mucking about I guess, if you are finding posts in this thread to be offensive then you're taking them out of context.

Personally, I don't usually play around so much and tend to have a rather more serious and cautious approach, but if playing around here is making folk misinterpret the sort of person I am I shall stop playing and maintain my rather more reserved behaviour.

 

[BigCasino]

offended? nope, completely amused :lol:

 

[Briar Spirit]

offended? nope, completely amused :lol:

Well what ya crying for ya big baby, go on, get back under ya rock................... bloody kids always acting up, I don't know what the world is coming to these days, none of them have any respect for any........ OI!, what you doing listening to my private conversation, go on, get under ya rock.

 

[alfredo_buscatti]

OK Kirk, ya good, in fact hilariously good, but the real test would be to go up against puros_bran; his insults are art. . .seek and ye shall find.

I quadruple bypass dare ya.