Well, on a happier note...I've been hunching around here today after doing 'something' to my lower back while mowing or wrestling with the new mower (which is X3 the weight of the old one) and feeling pretty damn sorry for myself. My wife and daughter had gone off to have fun and are now gone again to a BBQ at a friend's house followed by a Street Dance in a small community close by. I was slated to go, but here I sit with a Coors long neck, my pipe and the Red Sox playin' Tampa Bay on the HD. Sigh. Life is hard.
BUT...before the gals went off to the big shindig, they stopped in long enough to present me with a rare and beloved item...a giant VooDoo Doughnut! OMG!
I was equally astounded that it was my 18 y.o. daughter that bought it for me. She NEVER spends her "own" money on anyone else.
I was even more surprised at her choice...the famous "Cock and Balls"! No...really. It's a cock and balls shaped yeast raised doughnut triple filled with Bavarian Cream (lol) and covered with chocolate icing. This must have been a special run, since the usual icing inscription that reads "Bite Me!" on the top had an additional, um, 'numerical' designation above it. Ahem! What a crack-up!
Honestly folks that thing HAD to have weighed in at about a pound and half.
http://voodoodoughnut.com/menu.php
Scroll down to see the famous 'Cock and Balls' wonder doughnut. Also, check out some of their 'stuff' they have for sale in the web store. The staff act as the models I'm pretty sure.
It's yet another one of the FAMOUS things that keeps Portland weird!
I'm feelin' better already.
So for some extra fun...
http://www.nbc.com/the-tonight-show/video/amanda-seyfried-part-1-21612/1385954