July Bombing...a Red, White and Blue Extravaganza!

[Rob_In_MO]

Well, the USPS let me down too - Dag Nabbit!

Won't hit until tomorrow. Guess we should've mailed it out Tuesday. But then if we did, the bombs would've hit a day early. :scratch:


Either way, some today and some tomorrow - death and destruction will still rain down upon the target! :twisted:

 

[Dreadgerbil]

Out for delivery here, too. Waiting for confirmation that the payload has hit the intended target.

 

[i.keenum]

Sent mine on tuesday with a estimated time of 19th for arrival. It got with in 50 miles of the target and the date jumped up a day. Hard to guess with them. Last time I sent it was out on a monday and arrived on a tuesday.

 

[Fishfuzz]

It would help if my target didn't live in the [redacted] surrounded by [redacted]!

 

[gravel]

My parcel is possibly proceeding as planned.

 

[kaiser83]

Kablammy????? Come on someone has got to have been hit by now. Okay everyone who is checking from their phones....GO HOME!!!!! Everyone who isn't checking in better dang well get home too. I can only whistle the Jeopardy theme song for just so long here.

 

[i.keenum]

Checked dc and my target wasn't home so they left notice. Gosh darn I was looking forward to them receiving my bomb.

 

[gravel]

Kablammy????? Come on someone has got to have been hit by now. Okay everyone who is checking from their phones....GO HOME!!!!! Everyone who isn't checking in better dang well get home too. I can only whistle the Jeopardy theme song for just so long here.

Seriously! Those of us on the Best coast have no choice to stay at work. The rest of you need to head home.

 

[kaiser83]

It's 455 on the worst coast.....GO HOME!!! All of you go home!!! Pen to uvula = vomit and an excuse to go home. :twisted: Okay maybe that is a bit extreme.

 

[EC Outlaw]

My bomb landed on target at 9:22 AM. No reports, yet, so the target may have been trapped in the wreckage.

 

[DrumsAndBeer]

Wow this is suspenseful.

 

[DrT999]

Wow this is suspenseful.

Well, mine is in a small town in the middle of nowhere, far far far from the part of the country it was aimed at!

 

[DrumsAndBeer]

Wow this is suspenseful.

Well, mine is in a small town in the middle of nowhere, far far far from the part of the country it was aimed at!

Ha, ha. Well I should have added a after my statement, because this truly is suspenseful. Perhaps the intended target is working OT? Unfortunately my bomb does not hit until Monday, even though I was told "Friday looked very possible."

 

[MisterE]

Now that'd be funny. The target leaves town the day before the bombing!

 

[Blackhorse]

Dr T - yours made it to NH as of 6 p.m.

gravel's says expected delivery today

The outlaw's has been delivered

Rob's is set to be delivered tomorrow

Drums bomb will hit monday

tech's is set to hit tomorrow

c2y's looks like tomorrow

mozjo's has HIT THE TARGET!!!

Philly Dave's is set to hit tomorrow

GrampaBirdhouse has scored a direct HIT!!!

Kyle's was also a direct hit...DELIVERED!!!

Mister E has a direct hit as well...SCORE!!!

s ireland looks like a monday delivery


Just a sampling.


SUSPENSION OF OFFICIAL SECRETS ACT AND NEW PILOT ASSIGNMENT:


So here's the deal...this month there was a two target split. I'm not going to name names, etc. but I want you guys to do the following:

If your target lives in Manistee, Michigan...the delivery guy has apparently left "delivery notices" in lieu of setting some of today's bombs in the hallway, or whatever, so...

I want you to PM the target and give him a very short note...to the effect that he was just "Bombed by the BoB Bombers".

Since he's outside the group at least that way he'll know that we are the perpetrators of the carnage...and he'll know that all the delivery notices need to be dealt with ASAP.


Note: looks like his last site visit was about 20 minutes ago - so he should get PM's.

 

[GuitarMyFriend]

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!! Gents I was on Medical Leave for one day, I come home, and there's a note on my door, declaring war!!! It warned me of four bombs coming my way!!! Thank goodness I'm unable to recieve them until tomorrow. It gives me time to emotionally, physically, and mentally prepare for absolute carnage! My question to you all is. Why would you pick me to blow up?! Who ever recommended me for a target speak up. I've got personal words to say to you!
Seriously though pals, I appreciate this so much. I honestly was just in the mood for typing, and I wrote about me being in a financial dip, and alot of you spoke up, and were very supportive, and helpful! I am proud to be apart of this awesome community! Guys my age have no idea what they're missing, you are a fantastic group of guys! And... I HAVE TOMORROW OFF FROM WORK! THAT MEANS PICTURES AND SMOKING ALL DAY!!!!!!!!! I'm excited to search through all my bombs! I can't thank you enough! You are all awesome!
Zach
(I'm not crying...)

 

[Fishfuzz]

Grats! You weren't my target however... And according to #failmail it the payload is still wandering about. Probably tomorrow then.

 

[GuitarMyFriend]

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[user 1862]

Deliveries have been made to our other target. You don't suppose we may have finally gone too far and had our first casualty? Death by tobacco smart bomb?

 

[Deleted member 2386]

I'd say a moment of silence for our bombed brothers, but that doesn't quite seem right, seeing as how they obviously had it coming, and so I think this will convey my sympathy a wee bit better:

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No, no, that's not quite right...

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Yeah, that's more in the spirit of things, I think.