July Bombing...a Red, White and Blue Extravaganza!

[GuitarMyFriend]

No inside joke... just clever gift giving. And I'll clean it up, just let me look at it a little longer...
Zach

 

[Kyle Weiss]

I think the other target is teasing us by going radio-silent. :lol:

 

[Blackhorse]

Wow! That's a solid 'partial booty' haul!

After Monday...or whenever the others trickle in...the pile should rival the treasure cave in the first Pirates of the Caribbean!

 

[George Kaplan]

MAXIMUM IMPACT!

Oh, you dirty so-and-sos. To borrow from Patton (George, not John), you magnificent *******s! I was working on the other side of the state for the last three days and worked late last night. Some of the Mexican guys invited me over to drink after work, so I figured why not? I had no clients to drive, and the car didn't have to be back to the office until Monday, so I took one of my free nights at the motel. Had a fun night of slurred Spanglish and home made puerco pibil, then got up early and played a nice round of golf with one of the bosses at the mill where I was working.
Took a scenic drive home with a stop at a state park for a little hike and a swim, and again for a burger and beer at a roadhouse bar. On the home stretch I was getting pretty eager to log in here and see all the good stuff Zach got. Little did I know what was waiting for me!
To get the full effect, you need to know a bit about my living arrangements, so bear with me.
My house is split into two apartments. I have the downstairs to myself. A young couple live upstairs from me. The front door opens into a shared foyer with the staircase up to the neighbor's; to the side of the stairs is the inner door to my place. Packages get left on the front porch, or inside the outer screen door. If I find a parcel out there for my neighbors, I bring it in and leave it on the stairs for them. Likewise, if they find something of mine, they leave it by my door. My parking space is in the back alley, though, so if I'm driving I usually come in through the back door. Like today. I just got home a few minutes ago, came in, dealt with a rabbit carcass on the kitchen floor (courtesy of the cat) and went to check the mail out front...












The knucklehead upstairs had stacked my door like a dorm room prank!
So pat yourselves on the back fellas. Not only did you surprise me with unexpected gifts, but you actually managed to physically startle me by those gifts tumbling through the door at me.
I'll get to unwrapping them as taking pics right now, and get back to you soon. Just let me get the first of my thanks out. I was not expecting this at all. Those who have been hit before know how humbling this is. Really guys, thank you.
George

 

[George Kaplan]

On a side note, my second though after "Holy Smokes" was disappointment that Zach must have been my decoy target. I'm overjoyed now to see that he gets an even split of the payload. He deserves it more than I do.
You guys really have it in for Michigan this month, don't you?

 

[Kyle Weiss]

:cheers: Even the cat bombed you! GOOD KITTY! :twisted:

Epic. 8)

 

[Blackhorse]

GOAL ! ! !​

 

[DrT999]

Glad to know the PO got it at least half right! From NC to MA to NH . . . who can tell when my bomb will arrive! :affraid:

just trying to rebuild anticipation!

 

[EC Outlaw]

I was beginning to think that George had skipped the country. Maybe a security leak about who was being targeted.

 

[Rob_In_MO]

:cheers: Even the cat bombed you! GOOD KITTY! :twisted:

Epic. 8)

Exactly what I was thinking! :cheers:

Good job, Kitty Cat!

:lol!:


George and Zach are both perfect targets. Hope you guys both enjoy the bounties, you both deserve it. Now if my package would just arrive. :x

Should be Monday....



Remember all: anyone can be a potential target - Squadron Member or not! :twisted:
Zach is the first non-squadron member to be bombed, but I have a feeling he wont' be the last either. 8)

 

[i.keenum]

Open up already george. :cheers:

 

[Kyle Weiss]

Open up already george. :cheers:

This.

Where's the live video feed? :cheers:

8)

 

[idbowman]

Another fine performance by the bombers...

And after seeing Zach's smoking corner and the damage done by this bombing, all I can say is thank God someone got the man a pipe rack!!!

 

[kieveryuu]

Is very cool to see what you guys have done this month.

Zach and George, you both deserve it.

Excellent bombing. :cheers:

 

[Rob_In_MO]

Dr. T is right - Zach is going to need a larger corner. Or at least a few more shelves. :twisted:

 

[George Kaplan]

The Carnage in Kalamazoo:



Detailed pics on the way...

 

[George Kaplan]

Awesome pipe rack, Kershaw knife, nice Canadian pipe, Maker's Mark, Afghan currency, cat house lighter, lots and lots of baccy.

 

[George Kaplan]

Bradbury novels, more baccy, more baccy, and under the baccy, more baccy!

 

[George Kaplan]

Sweet ashtray, Stanwell, more baccy, and MM general.

 

[George Kaplan]

Baccy, handmade knife, baccy, fine woodworking file, and more baccy!