July Bombing...a Red, White and Blue Extravaganza!

[Kyle Weiss]

I'm pretty sure it's everyone bumping seniority and taking vacations all at once. Not kidding. They can't do it in winter (near real Christmas).

8)

 

[George Kaplan]

Alright, fellas. Fair warning. If there are any bombs falling today, I'm not gonna know it until after midnight. Getting home late tonight. See you here tomorrow.

 

[Fishfuzz]

Finally, my bomb arrived in the right town this am. Hopefully for delivery today.

 

[Blackhorse]

These late boxes and such are well timed tragi-comedic genius...like when the star of a movie takes a fall and there's a huge crash off screen...everyone wincing as the giant crash occurs...then there's a secondary crash, causing everyone of wince again. Finally, after a delay, the timing and length of which can make or break the thing...there might be one or even more late, small or teensie crash sounds which play to comedy.

These late hits are an excellent addition to the bombing as they draw out the drama and keep the fires burning LONG after they would have if everything would have hit in a single conflagration.

Excellent! EX-cellent!!!

 

[Fishfuzz]

 

[Rob_In_MO]

 

[Buckshot]

Is there any truth to the rumor that the Dept. of Homeland Security has been viewing and reviewing the posts in this thread...and are scared shitless? :affraid:

 

[Kyle Weiss]

That's assuming the DHS can actually read. 8)

 

[Buckshot]

That's assuming the DHS can actually read. 8)

How true!

 

[GuitarMyFriend]

I got my last two packages!!! I can't get a photo of my goodies yet, but I got an AWESOME kaywoodie lighter, more delicious smelling tobacco, some pipe magazines, a beautiful medico pipe, and a sweet leather pipe stand!!! Phew... I'm glad that carnage is over... 10 packages in total! That was amazing! You guys rock!!!
Zach

 

[huffelpuff]

Gentlemen I can virtually guarantee DHS has seen your posts. All communications are analyzed by computer these days and anything that is deemed suspicious by the program is flagged for review by humans.

Jim

 

[Rob_In_MO]

Gentlemen I can virtually guarantee DHS has seen your posts. All communications are analyzed by computer these days and anything that is deemed suspicious by the program is flagged for review by humans.

Jim

Absolutely, they're wise to our Bombing Missions. Emails, Text Messages, Phone Calls, you name it. Everything is scanned without the general public even knowing it. It's system is programmed to pick up on certain keywords and combinations of those keywords. Face it, we talk about bombing and air strikes more often than Al-Qaeda. Naturally that's going to attract attention, though upon further investigation they probably just laughed. :lol:

 

[Rob_In_MO]

Well, sounds like Zach got the rest of his bombs (or at least he thinks that's all).


I wonder how George fared today?
Guess we'll find out either late tonight or tomorrow morning.

 

[DrumsAndBeer]

Well my bomb, according to ups has been delivered. Excellent.

 

[Blackhorse]

Heh, heh, heh.

 

[Theophilus]

My package is FINALLY in the right state. It should be delivered tomorrow at some point. The smart bomb I launched must have traveled around the earth a few times by now. dang GPS...

 

[George Kaplan]

More unexpected fallout from this round:
I came home tonight to find two more packages in the foyer. Pics on the way, but one I need to mention now was from Oregon. This one looked like a ****y-trapped "dirty" bomb, (there was glitter in the packing tape), so I took it onto the porch to defuse it, where I found an old friend from Oregon waiting for me to get home. That's not a metaphor or innuendo. I mean an actual person I haven't seen about two years. She was moving to Nashville and stopped by to see friends and family in Michigan.

 

[Theophilus]

On truck for delivery as of 6:36am today.

 

[DrT999]

On truck for delivery as of 6:36am today.

Mine finally arrived in the right town this morning (at 6:21 am local time); no clue if it will be going out today or tomorrow....

 

[Theophilus]

DELIVERED!