November Bombing Mission - Toxic Turkey!

[Greyson]

Finally! After all my tireless work, I get rewarded with the cat Meme I deserve!


Or, wait... are you just calling me a p.....?

 

[user 2031]

I'm really beginning to think I should have kept the turkey in the freezer...

How soon can we get this smelly package out of our houses send our bombs to our beloved BoB member?

 

[Greyson]

Its usually the last Wednesday in the month to hit for the last Friday right? I think BH might have mentioned it in the orders if you still have your copy. It does seem to be very quiet this month though. :suspect:

 

[Blackhorse]

Yeah, if you look at the calendar and figure the bomb needs to hit on the last Friday it means the ship date is a week after today. And cool yer jets Mr. Suspicious...the jungle is always quiet when the lion is sleeping.

 

[i.keenum]

Been busy just stopped smoking a turkey at 3am it's gonna be good.

 

[Blackhorse]

Yeah... Durn things are not only hard to keep lit, they need such a huge bowl!

 

[dshpipes]

Yeah... Durn things are not only hard to keep lit, they need such a huge bowl!

Ok, that's hilarious. :lol:

 

[George Kaplan]

Huh. Figures you guys would wait until I go off hunting for two weeks to start posting girly pics of pillow fights. I miss all the fun. :x Oh well. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

 

[Blackhorse]

Hey guys. In the early stages of getting the Turkey in the roaster. Wifey is making some fruit sauce out of plums, apples, cranberries, pineapple, sugar and spices...great for the cheesecake. I gotta get the giblets boiling so I can get the stuffing done...and I have an hour for that til the bird goes in. OK. On track.

Later today while drumming my fingers on the table waiting for the turkey, I want to post a couple of pipes that I've been working on...two total re-furbs. One is a '97 Boswell giant bulldog that they would not re-do the way I wanted it (I got it as a broken pipe) so I thought...FINE! I'll Do It Myself! And I did! The other is a long stemmed bamboo thing that was the complete and total butt ugliest pipe ever to have been made. But it has been reborn. This one may take a while to get posted as I thought I had photos of it, but alas, can't find any of the 'before' shots I did. So I have to take photos and get them onto the laptop and then into the clouds, etc. But the bowl used to be the size of Delaware, now it's normal and sports a nice banding of celtic incised carving and two celtic horse heads. FUN!

So - now the turkey - later the pics.

Edit 1: Pics turned out awfull. Will try again tomorrow.

 

[Lesath]

No turkey here, we did the massive fishfry, no survivors except me and my Bell's Double Cream Stout.

 

[Greyson]

I'm going to be travelling upcountry for the weekend, we are having our version of comic con and I never miss it. There's usually a mess of cosplayer chicks and porn stars and... well, yeah. I never miss it. If I get any good pictures I'll be sure to post em... but nobody get bombed while I'm gone!

 

[George Kaplan]

No turkey here, we did the massive fishfry, no survivors except me and my Bell's Double Cream Stout.

Just finished off a mini keg of Bell's Two Hearted Ale I took hunting with me. It's nice to see the local brews getting around to the guys who appreciate them.

 

[i.keenum]

wasn't this d day?

 

[i.keenum]

I retract my previous statement.

 

[Blackhorse]

Ya see what too much turkey can do. It's dangerous stuff I tell ya!

 

[i.keenum]

Patience is not one of my strong suites. I'm ready now :bounce:

 

[George Kaplan]

I've been a of person always.

Tryptophane on the brain.
"Of" people can't handle their turkey!

 

[i.keenum]

Don't know how weird got auto corrected to of. Damn you technology.

 

[Blackhorse]

Totally agree. I'm typing on a tablet with an intelligent and learning keyboard that cuts time needed by at least 2/3...totally amazing. But ya gotta watch it. It'll do some weird stuff now and then.

On the mission front...This one is simmering at this point and is primed to pop at any time now.

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And it's time to start thinking about what will arguably be our most epic mission...''Whack-A-Elf 2012''...or...''Hermey the Elf - Santa's Helper or Target of Opportunity? ''.

We have a unique opportunity to nail a target that has needed nailing for a long, long time. Prior to December there was little chance of that happening. But there appears to be a window coming soon. But we'll have to act quickly. Within the week I'll be putting up the December mission thread, so be on the lookout for the announcement.

In a world...where there is one target that richly deserves retribution...there exists one mission you have to fly. This is that one. Total epic-ness! Intense and richly deserved revenge! Smoke and fire! Great roiling balls of flame rising into a Cerulean sky. Mewling squeals of abject fear and girly sniveling for mercy...both unheeded by the cruel bomb whisperers of the First Squadron as they trigger their loads and watch them drift into the gaping maw of...

Well, you get the idea. It'll be cool.

BE THERE!

 

[the rev]

I am ready to unleash destruction, lead me warleader

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