Show us your uglies

[Kyle Weiss]

...that got me mad, so I haggled her price down 3 dollars, to make it 3 dollars...

This made me laugh. Victory via haggling. 8)

 

[kieveryuu]

This is my ugly pipe. Almost did not keep it. As it was not what the pictures purported it to be. However, it has been a great pipe and smokes really well.

 

[Theophilus]

This is my ugly pipe. Almost did not keep it. As it was not what the pictures purported it to be. However, it has been a great pipe and smokes really well.

I sure hope you're not smoking those chocolate chips in it. They're sure to gum up a pipe.

 

[Fishfuzz]

Cat 5 into the bag...a chocolate router?

 

[George Kaplan]

funny you should bring this up because I'm smoking the Willard (lower one) right now. Each of these pipes have 7 or 8 huge fills.

Those "non-zeppelin" zeppelins always look like they're meant for smoking "substances other than tobacco".
I love that old medic's kit. I've got some '50s era Boy Scout gear that looks a lot like that. You know, with a few modifications, you could have a pretty unique pipe case there.

So NO ONE has an uglier pipe than mine?! I was hoping this thread might boost my self esteem!

 

[Kyle Weiss]

George, unless someone has a "the PIPE" or "the SMOKE" in tie-dye or something, the denim-wrap wins. There is, on the other hand, a pipe at Tinder Box that's been there for years that looks like 1984 threw up all over that I'm tempted to offer a paltry amount (just so they can get rid of it)...just so I can make you feel better. :lol:

 

[kieveryuu]

You would be surprised what a little chocolate and ingenuity can accomplish. 8)

Have to say, on topic, that the denim wrap really is special in the "ugly" category.

 

[George Kaplan]

Well screw it! Now I think I like the denim pipe. If no one has anything uglier, I've got something really special, here.

 

[Kyle Weiss]

If it smokes well, keep that one, GK. It's truly wretched. I think the Cyndi Lauper pipe might challenge it if I can swing a deal, but... no promises there. :lol:

 

[i.keenum]

What about the chicken foot pipe.

 

[George Kaplan]

What about the chicken foot pipe.

Or the poo pipe. Remember that one?

 

[i.keenum]

Poo pipe? :shock:

 

[George Kaplan]

Poo pipe? :shock:

Yeah. I can't remember who it belonged to. It actually wasn't ugly at all, but then someone pointed out what it resembled, and everyone had a good laugh. (mostly at the owner's expense)

 

[Fishfuzz]

Are you talking about the elephant pipe?

 

[George Kaplan]

Are you talking about the elephant pipe?

No, this one looked more like a dollop of soft-serve ice cream, turned upside down. Geez, I wish I could remember who's that was!

 

[Kyle Weiss]

There was a pipe I really thought was cool that ended up looking like a pile of **** to everyone. :lol:

That'll learn me. 8) I'd still buy it, I just would keep it a secret.

 

[kaiser83]

Are you talking about the elephant pipe?

The elephant knee/trunk pipe was awesome. I freaking love that pipe.

 

[George Kaplan]

There was a pipe I really thought was cool that ended up looking like a pile of **** to everyone. :lol:

That'll learn me. 8) I'd still buy it, I just would keep it a secret.

That was YOU?!! So you were just looking at it? Obviously, I don't remember the details.

 

[Fishfuzz]

Are you talking about the elephant pipe?

The elephant knee/trunk pipe was awesome. I freaking love that pipe.

Created by Growley

I too thought it was a fun shape.

 

[George Kaplan]

I think I'll paint a red, white, and blue peace sign on this denim pipe and sell it as vintage "folk art". Now if I can just find some of that puffy paint we used to use on t-shirts back in the '70s.