What are you smoking?

[Lonecoyote]

Uh Oh.....I see a spankin coming.... :fpalm: :fpalm: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!:



KEEP ON PUFFING!!!

 

[AJ]

Uh Oh.....I see a spankin coming.... :fpalm: :fpalm: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!:



KEEP ON PUFFING!!!

Why? Did you do something bad? :suspect: :lol!:

AJ

 

[Lonecoyote]

Jim, please send AJ a tin of Rotary. I'd purchase it for him.


Medal of Valor dated 2011, tin version ONLY! I find the bulk horrendous.
Pipe of choice: MM Country Gentleman Pipe. Great match-up!!



KEEP ON PUFFING!!!

 

[AJ]

Jim, please send AJ a tin of Rotary. I'd purchase it for him.

You see Jim, everyone thinks you should quit hoarding all that Rotary and share it with me. (Snicker) Your dog and cats have already turned against you. Do you want the rest of the world on your back? Just send me a tin and I'll see if I can make it right between you and your animals. :twisted: :twisted:

AJ

 

[JimInks]

I end up with pipe tobacco. I'm sure it's all AJ's fault.

Not me. If had been me you wouldn't had any tobacco left. At least all of your hoarded Rotary would be gone. It's not right for anyone to have 30-40 tins of it and refuse to share any of it with me whom ypu have called one of your good friends. And a host of other names which cast a shadow on my ancestory. It's not my fault your dog and cats have turned against you. For the last several weeks instead of looking after their needs you've been pestering everyone you know about some chinsy watch you wanted to buy but found out you weren't a big enough man to wear it. :tongue: :twisted: :twisted:

:lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!:

AJ

First of all, no insult could possibly cast a shadow on those horse thieving, spavin' legged, knock-kneed, flat headed, pigeon toed ancestors of yours. :lol: Secondly, you forget it was me who turned you on to the Rotary blend because I was felt bad you were were still smoking that poison ivy in your backyard. :flower: As for the watch, I asked for your opinion because of all the people I ever met, nobody's done more time than you, jail bird! :lol!:

Relaxing after a wonderful parmasean chicken dinner with a bowl of C&D Blue Ridge in a much cherished smooth straight grain three quarter bend 1979 Becker M 4 heart brandy with a black acrylic stem. Watching the Braves-Cards game.

 

[JimInks]

Jim, please send AJ a tin of Rotary. I'd purchase it for him.

You see Jim, everyone thinks you should quit hoarding all that Rotary and share it with me. (Snicker) Your dog and cats have already turned against you. Do you want the rest of the world on your back? Just send me a tin and I'll see if I can make it right between you and your animals. :twisted: :twisted:

AJ

You have two tins there, so quit your complaining, crack open a tin with your dentures, puff a few bowls in your wheelchair while your missus cleans out your fifth bed pan of the day. :sunny:

 

[PeterD]

...Low Country Natural Virginia & Burley in a MM Marcus... :cheers:

 

[Lonecoyote]

Jim, between you and AJ I got a good laugh tonight, thanks
AJ, you forgot too mention you have two tins of Rotary

John Patton's Crossroads in the recently restored Yello-Bole Imperial Pipe with a Billiard bowl and hand made Lovat style Ebonite stem. This pipe has the perfect chamber for this outstanding blend, smokes heavenly. The best $4.00 briar I've purchased, pipe was bought with no stem.



KEEP ON PUFFING!!!

 

[JimInks]

Jim, between you and AJ I got a good laugh tonight, thanks
AJ, you forgot too mention you have two tins of Rotary

KEEP ON PUFFING!!!

Not only that, but Methuselah forgets that I sent him a sample so he could see how great it is.

 

[AJ]

First of all, no insult could possibly cast a shadow on those horse thieving, spavin' legged, knock-kneed, flat headed, pigeon toed ancestors of yours. :lol:  Secondly, you forget it was me who turned you on to the Rotary blend because I was felt bad you were were still smoking that poison ivy in your backyard. :flower:   As for the watch, I asked for your opinion because of all the people I ever met, nobody's done more time than you, jail bird! :lol!:

At least my family tree has branches and it was the wacky weed I was harvesting from your backyard that got you upset enough to bribe me with the Rotary. You're right about the jail. It's where we met. I was a chaingang guard and you were one of the convicts. I believe you were serving 3-5 for commiting mopery on the high seas with some gal named Hilliary  :affraid: and 8-10 for felony molesting animals at a Orangutang compound. For a tin of that Rotary I won't mention what happened when you slipped on the soap while in the shower and got the nickname Mae West. BTW Bubba still wants that five you owe him and your address. He still has that silly grin on his face and said something about you being the best. :suspect: What did he mean by that? :fpalm: :twisted:

:lol!:  :lol!:  :lol!:

AJ

 

[Lonecoyote]

Jim, great come back!!!

LMAO.....^^^^^^^^^^^ :fpalm: :fpalm: :fpalm: :lol!: :joker: :lol!: :joker: :lol!: :joker: :lol!:


KEEP ON PUFFING!!!

 

[AJ]

AJ, you forgot too mention you have two tins of Rotary

That's a viscious rumor started by a prevaricating Rotary hoarder known in certain circles to be unreliable, unstable, and of questionable gender. He really deserves our pity because as a child he was forced to sit in the corner for promoting a friendship between a goat and a chicken. He, the chicken, and the goat were scarred for life. He can hardly make rational decisions anymore. He's looked at thousands of watches recently and still can't decide which one he wants. In the meantime he said he would wear his Superman Watch. He actually thinks he is Superman. I swear this is the truth. You can ask him about the watch. I speak the truth. I only tell the truth as I see it. However even with all of his short comings I still try to look after him. He still calls me friend and I have to respect that. I don't tell anyone but I respect it and he should give me a tin of Rotary. :cheers:

Ted if we've given you a good laugh tonight then I'm happy for you. We all need more humor in our lives especially those that suffer pain continuously. Jim's a good sport and we razz each other all the time and I'm glad to be able to call him my friend.

AJ

 

[Bonanzadriver]

Started out the evening with a bowl of H&H Black House in one of my Bent Bulldogs.

Have since moved on to a little Prince Albert in my beautiful Edwards Billiard (thanks mgtarheel)

 

[Lonecoyote]

AJ, when Jim needs a new car he might need your help! May take a year or so...lol. So, be nice to him :sunny:

Preparing my last smoke of the day:

My doctor friend brought back from Italy three of these excellent Cuban cigars and gave me one to smoke this weekend. I decided I'm going to sit on the back porch here and listen to Mother Nature while enjoying this cigar:

Cohiba Esplendidos.... One of Fidel Castro's favorites!!
This should be a superior cigar experience :cheers:



KEEP ON PUFFING!!!

 

[DrT999]

This morning, Royal Yacht in a Viking Rhodesian this morning; and 1792 in a Falcon (billiard) this evening

 

[AJ]

Jim said: "You have two tins there, so quit your complaining, crack open a tin with your dentures, puff a few bowls in your wheelchair while your missus cleans out your fifth bed pan of the day."

Being jealous of my wife's duties again? You begrudge me my two tins while you hoard 30-40 tins? See folks, see how he states facts not yet in evidence? Has anyone seen me with two tins of Rotary? But you can trust me, Jim has bunches of tins and he promised me a tin but refuses to give it up. Shame on you Jim. Refusing a poor cripple confined to a whellchair with no teeth and has to use a bedpan one lousy tin of Rotary from your hoard. :no:  You should repent of your sins and have pity on the less fortunate like me who has to deal with the daily task of having you for a friend. BTW you started this this. :twisted:

:lol!:

AJ

 

[AJ]

Half & Half in my Edwards bent Dublin. Good night everyone.

AJ

 

[JimInks]

First of all, no insult could possibly cast a shadow on those horse thieving, spavin' legged, knock-kneed, flat headed, pigeon toed ancestors of yours. :lol:  Secondly, you forget it was me who turned you on to the Rotary blend because I was felt bad you were were still smoking that poison ivy in your backyard. :flower:   As for the watch, I asked for your opinion because of all the people I ever met, nobody's done more time than you, jail bird! :lol!:

At least my family tree has branches and it was the wacky weed I was harvesting from your backyard that got you upset enough to bribe me with the Rotary. You're right about the jail. It's where we met. I was a chaingang guard and you were one of the convicts. I believe you were serving 3-5 for commiting mopery on the high seas with some gal named Hilliary  :affraid: and 8-10 for felony molesting animals at a Orangutang compound. For a tin of that Rotary I won't mention what happened when you slipped on the soap while in the shower and got the nickname Mae West. BTW Bubba still wants that five you owe him and your address. He still has that silly grin on his face and said something about you being the best. :suspect: What did he mean by that? :fpalm: :twisted:

:lol!:  :lol!:  :lol!:

AJ

Your family tree has branches because you monkeys live in them. We did meet in jail. You were busy cleaning the toilets while I tried to get you paroled for being Bubba's favorite boy-toy. You got 10 to 20 for passing off used monkey diapers as Depends to the Village People, and we won't even mention your dresses were from the Corporal Klinger collection. That was soap? I thought it was your thumb, knuckle dragger. Bubba was laughing because he appreciated me setting you up for that weekend in solitary, girly man! :lol!:

 

[JimInks]

Half way through this bowl of D&R Windsail Platinum in a 1982 smooth straight Sasieni Ivory 105 Apple with a black vulcanite stem.

 

[JimInks]

AJ, you forgot too mention you have two tins of Rotary

That's a viscious rumor started by a prevaricating Rotary hoarder known in certain circles to be unreliable, unstable, and of questionable gender. He really deserves our pity because as a child he was forced to sit in the corner for promoting a friendship between a goat and a chicken. He, the chicken, and the goat were scarred for life. He can hardly make rational decisions anymore. He's looked at thousands of watches recently and still can't decide which one he wants. In the meantime he said he would wear his Superman Watch. He actually thinks he is Superman. I swear this is the truth. You can ask him about the watch. I speak the truth. I only tell the truth as I see it. However even with all of his short comings I still try to look after him. He still calls me friend and I have to respect that. I don't tell anyone but I respect it and he should give me a tin of Rotary. :cheers:

Ted if we've given you a good laugh tonight then I'm happy for you. We all need more humor in our lives especially those that suffer pain continuously. Jim's a good sport and we razz each other all the time and I'm glad to be able to call him my friend.

AJ

I'd give you a tin of Rotary, but the only place it'd fit is full of colic, and jarred gerbils. And I ain't getting anywhere near that.

Yeah, we have fun. AJ would be lost with out me. Glad to be buddies with you, man.