Veet, in light of your last post I submit this for amusement. And no, it's not meant to rain on any ethnic group-
This from the founding and now retired principal of Oxford Academy which one of the top ten high schools in the country per Newsweek Magazine.
*Cold Winter Ahead*
It’s late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in North Dakota
asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a chief in this modern society, he had never been taught the
old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn’t tell what the winter
was going to be like.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was
indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect
firewood to be prepared.
But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went
to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, “Is the
coming winter going to be cold?”
“It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,” the meteorologist at
the weather service responded.
So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more
firewood in order to be prepared.
A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. “Does it still
look like it is going to be a very cold winter?”
“Yes,” the man at National Weather Service again replied, “it’s going to be
a very cold winter.”
The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every
scrap of firewood they could find.
Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. “Are
you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be extremely cold?”
“Absolutely,” the man replied. “It’s looking more and more like it is going
to be one of the coldest winters we’ve ever seen.”
“How can you be so sure?” the chief asked.
The weatherman replied, “The Indians are collecting a shitload of firewood.”
:cherry:
Cheers,
RR