Operation: Capricious Destiny

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DAY 1 COMBAT FEED

1 [11:59 pm] BoBcat 6 - Blackhorse - Leads the way with a questionably early but daring strike on J12. The Squadrons first strike is also its first miss. Is the commander trying to give the rookies a chance?

2 [12:01 am] BoBcat 13 - ZJGilbert - Second to strike with a well-aimed shot at D1. The sector of the city is totalled, but no priority targets were damaged.

3 [12:01 am] BoBcat 4 - Kaiser83 - Aims his bird straight for D8, he must have a… DATE with destruction! Sadly his is the third bomb and the third miss.

4 [12:04 am] BoBcat 2 - IDBowman - Skilfully plants a high explosive charge in downtown J8, but all he hit were those pesky civilians.

5 [12:04 am] BoBcat 8 - Gravel - Gambles on a risky E5 river shot, but when the spray clears the only thing destroyed is his chance of scoring the first hit.

6 [12:34 am] BoBcat 14 - George Kaplan - Delivers devastation to a major urban crossroads in E10, and adds another miss to the squadron's tally.

7 [12:50 am] BoBcat 19 - Scotties22 - Bombs the living hell out of J10. Is that a train yard down there? Well not anymore!! Regardless, that's another miss.

8 [12:53 am] BoBcat 11 - I.Keenum - Perhaps hoping that there is explosive significance in the name, he directs his ire on C4, making the squadrons eighth-in-a-row miss. Who will get the first hit??

9 [1:03 am] BoBcat 10 - DrT999 - Playing it cool, he skirts the edge of the map to annihilate L7. What did L7 ever do to you doc? Well, now it's given you a reason to hate it. That's a miss.

10 [1:05 am] BoBcat 18 - SJ Hemingway - Sloppy Joe lines up a shot on D5, right next to the smoking crater Gravel made earlier. Concentrated fire is usually a good thing… but not for Joe, that's another miss.

11 [1:17 am] BoBcat 20 - MisterE - Brings the riverside café culture to a destructive end at D2. That's a few less artistic types to worry about, but no hit.

12 [1:28 am] BoBcat 7 - Roogles - Filled with resentment at the idea of the namesake Citroën (possibly), Roogles attacks sector C6 with passion. While this impulse is commendable, it is still a miss.

13 [1:30 am] BoBcat 3 - EC Outlaw - Going for the second river attack of the night, Outlaw bombs C2 back into the stone age. Well, that's one bridge they won't be using anymore, but no priority targets were damaged.

14 [2:00 am] BoBcat 17 - TAHarris - Plotting to get the maximum out of his payload, TA Harris heads for a high density urban area at D6. The bomb hits home, but yet another miss gets chalked up on the board.

15 [2:02 am] BoBcat 42 - FishFuzz - There's probably a good joke about shooting B4, but the only ones I can think of are inappropriate. This is getting worrisome now guys, B4 is ANOTHER miss.

16 [2:28 am] BoBcat1 - Tech2576 - Tech's Bomb knocks out no less than seven streets in one explosion In H1. Impressive, but still no hits.

17 [2:35 am] BoBcat22 - Cigar2you - After some initial confusion, Cigar2you unflinchingly carpet bombs sector A2. Unfortunately, flinching or not, his bombs still draw a blank.

18 [2:45 am] BoBcat 5 - GrampaGrossbart - Wildly off course for his intended bombing destination of Blackfriars, GG instead releases a vicious onslaught against C1. No enemy targets were harmed in the making of this bomb run.

19 [3:27 am] BoBcat 16 - Mozjo33 - A3 is the chosen sector for Mozjo's first run, and in keeping with tradition… it is unfortunately a miss.

20 [4:04 pm] BoBcat 21 - Dave in Philly - Waiting for the target city to be lulled into a false sense of security, he allows a full 12 hours to pass before dropping his payload on H5. Well, there goes the French parliament, but the squadron miss tally rises to twenty in a row.

Bombs deployed: 20
Missed: 20
Hit: 0
Targets eliminated: 0
Coordinate backups used: 0

Well, that's all the results from day one… and things did not go well for the BoBcats. 20 bombs and 20 misses. Ouch. So the squadrons first hit is still up for grabs, who will redeem the honour of the unit in Day two?

The target board currently stands as follows:

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Day 2 Bombing is now open, good luck!
 
Had the bay doors jam. Had to drop through the shut doors. Hope no dud.
 
Early reports indicate the target city has a eerie red glow over it... targets may have been hit. I'm just sayin'.
 
Coming at you from the foot of the Eifel Tower!! Down here it's an eerie yellow glow, not red.
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Drumming my fingers on the table...waiting...what to do?


How about a little TV...let's see what's on...


Hmmmm, a little surfing here...there we are...

Pawn Stars...buying and selling junk reality show

Hoarders...crazy people with houses full of junk reality show (likely the guys who bought the stuff above)

South Park...cartoon show in which a kid always dies

Dancing with the Stars...fading stars dancing with painted dancers

Freddy vs Jason...movie about Puros Bran and YAK

one of the Twilight movies...movie with actors that can't act

Ice Pilots...flying things in snow and ice reality

A Haunting...hunting fake ghosts, etc.

Darts...England vs. Wales - World Cup Semi-finals...hmmmmm. Better than curling.

(followed by the FINALS...in which England plays the Aussies. I guess they sure let the cat out of the bag on that one, regarding the outcome of the above match...kinda anti-climactic)

Godzilla vs. Mothra...now THERE'S a match! Nuclear Death Ray Breath vs. Pulverizing Killer Sound Waves! Maybe we should suggest this to the guys with the darts!

Squidbillies...I have no idea whatsoever.


GROAN!


I guess it'll be the Dart Match. Fifty Seven Channels per Bruce Springsteen.




I'm doin' it for Greyson. :lol:

 
Umm... thank you Blackhorse? I suppose?

Still waiting on about 20% of pilots to check in, but I think you guys will be happier with the results from today.

Also I intercepted radio chatter between Capricious and Destiny today, they were very insulting to the BoBcats. I wouldn't stand for it if I were you. We don't know anything about their race, history, or culture, but one thing's for sure. They stand for everything we stand against.
 
Yeah they do, we need to smoke em to death those dirty rats.
So are all the prizes on this board right now or are there more boards yet to come out?
 
I wondered if somebody would ask! I assure you all targets are on the board right now, I think the first day's bombing was just unlucky in hitting nothing. There are

4x 3 square targets
3x 2 square targets
2x 1 square targets

both pipes are still up for grabs

 
Holy smokes this board will run out quick. Come one Capracious...or whatever else happens to get hit by my bomb lol.
 
Those SOBs (the opposites of us BoBs) won't be laughing so hard when a 500lb bomb comes sailing into their cute little cafe on the side of the Seine! *shakes fist*
 
A little something like this, methinks...

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